Soft Lit

A state of being lit but not really. To be turnt but not really. To be rekt but I mean...not really. It is the state which is the epitome of having had a fun but controlled night.

1. Resh: Yo Kunal how was your night?"
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.

Resh: Right.

2.

Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.

Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.

by Vastrum January 23, 2017

soft knacka

Not very hard...weak...a fanny...soft as shite!

'Man I'm scared of fighting him...hes way too tough'

Get in the ring now you soft knacka!

by Stacey Mac October 28, 2019

Soft J

A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.

My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.

by Hovershlagen December 8, 2020

Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.

Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”

by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020

soft dick

truthful; not a lie. Used similarly to phrases like “no cap!”, “no joke!”, and “forreal!”

Person 1: Dude, that guy? He keeps a mirror in his room for, uh... you-know-what.
Person 2: Nah, you’re lying.
Person 1: Soft dick, he told me straight up!

by beezmester November 12, 2020

Soft Soak

Soaking with a limp dick.

The Mormon with Erectile Disfunction asked his girlfriend if she was up for a soft soak.

by DJock18 November 19, 2020

Soft Tap

To strike a man in his testicular region with very little force, but just enough for him to experience a delayed reaction and then spend the next minute or so in unrelenting agony.

Oh shit! My phone fell out of my hand and gave me a soft tap. I need a minute.

by Gavelpounder October 22, 2020