Skip to main content

Ninja Smoke

To fart into your hand and hold it there. Then take the hand of fart air and throw it at your friend at close range while yelling "NINJA SMOKE!"
Ray just ninja smoked me on the way to class. It smelled like rank moose anus!
by Russ Conrad July 20, 2008
mugGet the Ninja Smoke mug.

Smoke And Fire

A practical joke disguised as a card game (Similar to 52-Pickup).

How to play:
First shuffle the deck to where a red card is on the bottom of the deck, but don't let your opponent see that you are looking at the bottom card. Then, tell your opponent that a black card means smoke and a red card means fire. Now, show them the bottom card of the deck and ask them "Smoke or Fire?" They should now say "Fire". You will then throw ("Fire") the deck of cards at your opponent, who then has to throw the cards back at you.
Matt: Hey Carina, wanna play Smoke and Fire?
Carina: Yeah, sure, how do you play?
Matt: I'll show you a card. Red is fire. Black is smoke. *Shows her a 5 of diamonds*
Carina: Fire
Matt: *Chucks the deck at Carina* Haha, bitch.
by Quilava126 November 14, 2007
mugGet the Smoke And Fire mug.

Smoke Trees

Yo let’s smoke trees tonight.
by trippn'homie December 5, 2017
mugGet the Smoke Trees mug.

Social Smoker

Someone who doesn't know whether they're coming or going.

They know smoking is bad, but do it anyway from time to time at social gatherings, i.e. clubs and bars, just to fit in and seem "cool".

They produce the opposite effect.

Real smokers and non-smokers alike, know these people are just losers who can't fit in with the crowd so they have to copy others to do so.

Plus they never buy their own packs because they're too cheap, so they beg around for cigarettes, and most of them just puff.
Bob : "Wtf is Marc trying to do with that cig? He doesn't even smoke"

John : "Meh.. who cares, he's just trying to impress"

Bob : "What? The ash tray? He looks like a penis"

John : "Yea well, he's not getting any cigs from me"

Bob : "Cheap ass social smoker ; we should beat his ass to death with a carton of smokes"

John : "Ok, hand me the burrito"
by Richi Rich July 21, 2009
mugGet the Social Smoker mug.

blowing smoke up my ass

Most literally translating to "trying to get a reaction" out of somebody. Originated from a 16th century technique to determine death by literally blowing tobacco smoke into someone's anus (through a long pipe) - where a reaction indicated that the person was still alive.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think someone just stole your car!
Guy 2: Are you blowing smoke up my ass?
by Med Student December 2, 2005
mugGet the blowing smoke up my ass mug.

Smoker

noun. A phrase used to describe a person who would give a fellatio to another man
by Stevey Dent December 8, 2002
mugGet the Smoker mug.

Reverse Smoke Ring

Blow a cigarette worth of smoke up a sluts ass hole and fuck it until her sphincter is gaping wide open. Immediately stick your rod up her v-hole. With every pump you'll blow a smoke ring out of her shit tube.

Note: if you give her an anal cream pie when doing this it can be called a "Steaming Clam Chowder". This is because of its resemblance to steaming Clam Chowder soup boiling out of a pan.
Last night I taught your sister how to blow a "Reverse Smoke Ring".

When giving some passed out cum bag a "Reverse Smoke Ring" I accidentally gave her a "Steaming Clam Chowder" instead.
by Mr. Teabag December 12, 2008
mugGet the Reverse Smoke Ring mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email