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night showers

to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.

then you write a letter to your crush.
It works. night showers made me a more generous and open-minded lover.
by Krkič June 5, 2019
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Sitting Shower

An action in which your legs are simply too tired, yet you don’t want to take a bath. Instead you just turn the shower and sit down with all your items circled around you so you don’t have to stand
“Hey Colette you gonna take a bath”?
“Nah I’ll just take a Sitting Shower”.
by 707 lololol June 18, 2019
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Shame shower

Shower one takes after failing to buy toilet paper and continuing to poop.
Sorry I’m late. I’m out of toilet paper, so i had to take a shame shower.
by Mrmoonshinejack March 21, 2019
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sparkling shower

When you come home from a long days work and can’t decide over either passionfruit or mango Lacroix, but decide that mango is the obvious choice. Next obvious choice is to take your beverage to a nice hot shower and relax while sipping your sparkling water drink as you meditate underneath the artificial steaming falls as you clear your mind.

Think of it as the “power shower” or “shower beer” but sober mans version.

“Sparkling shower” a shower you have while sipping a sparkling soda water.
You may have tried a shower beer or power shower before but have you ever tried a shower Lacroix? I call it a sparkling shower. I’m going to have a nice sparkling shower after dinner it helps me relax.
by seenvanloos April 16, 2019
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Shower Water

Takes approximately 3807286467968468765378645379926537297635288787 picoseconds to get warm. If it took 1 second AXE deodorant wouldn't be intoxicating harmless middle schoolers.
-Bruh I can smell that deodorant
-Yeah Shower Water took to long to heat and I fell asleep in the bathroom before it got warm.
-EWW GET AWAY FROM ME!!
by Heating Shower Water... October 7, 2019
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water shower

This is when a person, male or female, gives you a saliva shower in order to boost your cleanliness.
Man, I want a water shower from bob right now, wonder if he is hydrated enough to give one right now.
by SteveTHEEpineapple May 2, 2018
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shower omelette

A shower omelette is what remains after your piping hot, fresh ejaculate hits the hot water of your shower and is fried like an egg and sausage plate from Waffle House.
"Man, I really wish our suitemates would clean their shower omelettes off the bottom of the tub. Last night I stepped in one, slipped, and fell face first into another one."
by Michael, from Maudlin High October 4, 2017
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