Da Shits

When one can't stop shitting

Man I got Da Shits

by The Man July 23, 2001

Texas t-shirt

An ass gasket. A paper toilet seat cover commonly found in public restrooms.

This expression has been common since at least the 1950s, and cold be older.

Mrs. Murphy put a Texas t-shirt onto the toilet seat in Hannigan's Bar.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Shits the bed

When a movie or TV series does well enough through out, then at the end completely and utterly ruins it so badly it makes you forget any good points it may have had.

The series was alright, but it really shits the bed at the end.

by Hopeful_monster April 28, 2012

camp shirt

1. Button down utility shirts made of durable fabric containing pockets on each breast, bicep, oblique, and completed by a buttoned shoulder strap.

2. Panty dropping gear.

Question: "Bro, what are you wearing on the party bus?"

Answer: "The Issue is wearing a camp shirt."

by The Dissent February 4, 2010

shirt

The object that covers up a nice pair of breasts.

O man vivek... that shirt is covering up her tits man.

by sheley125 April 11, 2009

shirt basketball

a game involving at least one female with a low cut shirt, such that the cleavage is showing. players then take turns throwing any random (small) object at hand into said female's shirt/cleavage. The female often tries to block these shots and thus the game becomes more challenging.

i don't really have a good example for this other than to just play shirt basketball.

by versedaaron December 3, 2010

phantom shits

1. when you've had a crap and wipe your arse but the sheet comes back clean, and you wonder if you actually went.

2. a phrase meaning you've had good luck

1. "I was running late but I really needed a shit - luckily it was a phantom, so I made it to work bang on time."

2. A - "Hey, you look happy."
B - "Yeah, I've been having phantom shits all week."

by ~swan August 11, 2005