He left his wife and the mother of his three children for a serial wife he met at church - herself recently divorced from a deacon.
by LudwigVan June 6, 2004
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by a very nice man that likes you October 13, 2020
Get the Seraphine mug.After a sentence, either sarcastic or serious when people have started laughing, use 'No seriously' to either show
A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious
A) You're serious and want them to stop laughing because it's not funny
or
B) You're taking the piss out of them by not being serious
Amy "Hey Ashlee, do you want to come with me and my extended family to woop woop for a month or two? It'll be super fun!"
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."
Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)
Ashlee (laughs) "Yeah, a month or two in woop woop with your extended family will be super fun!"
Amy (pissed off) "No, seriously. I think I'll go ask Sarah. (under her breath) Bitch."
Jim "Dude, last night I had a totally rippin' threesome with Carmen Electra and Jessica Simpson!"
Joe (laughs) "Like fuck you did"
Jim (laughs) "No, seriously. I jacked off alone to Judge Judy."
Joe (disgusted) "Oh, dude" (leaves)
by Kateus December 29, 2005
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by setonioboy March 8, 2005
Get the Sergio Telemundo mug.I make this observation
With no animosity
And just a tiny modicum
Of curiosity:
Apparently there’s no such word
As seriosity
And it is my opinion that
There surely ought to be.
So in conclusion, I must say
(I hope you would agree)
This glaring oversight
Is sheer ludicrosity.
With no animosity
And just a tiny modicum
Of curiosity:
Apparently there’s no such word
As seriosity
And it is my opinion that
There surely ought to be.
So in conclusion, I must say
(I hope you would agree)
This glaring oversight
Is sheer ludicrosity.
by skyweeder September 4, 2009
Get the seriosity mug.by Jay Wood August 10, 2003
Get the curb serve mug.Jake: DUDE did you see Egoraptors "Metal Gear Awesome"?! I nearly pissed myself laughing!
Dan: Yea I was watching Prince of Awesome, and i was cracking up! I love the Awesome Series!
Dan: Yea I was watching Prince of Awesome, and i was cracking up! I love the Awesome Series!
by chardon January 20, 2009
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