Reality telivision show on MTv, a group of six people who travel in a small RV, go on "missions" to gain money or some other prize, fail two and someone gets sent home.
Or, just common sense rules of the road
Or, just common sense rules of the road
Dude, I was just watching Road Rules, That mission was insane! I cant beleive they were burried alive!
by valerie July 30, 2003
Get the road rules mug.Similar in technique to the Jewish Roadblock in that two or more cars drive below the speed limit across all lanes, blocking all faster traffic from passing.
The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.
A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.
The distinction between the two is that while the Jewish Roadblock is done on purpose and with every intent of slowing down every body else on the road, the Polish Roadblock is done on accident and without the blockers knowledge.
A good indication of which one you're experiencing is the reaction you get when you flash your high beams at one of the offenders. If after repeated flashings, the offender does not move over, then it is most likely a Jewish Roadblock.
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT! These mother fuckers are Jewish Roadblocking me doing 10 under!
<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>
<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>
Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.
<flashes highbeams>
<one car moves>
<offending driver does the "My Bad" wave>
Okay, I'm not as pissed now, it was only a Polish Roadblock.
by TheChimichunga December 20, 2008
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Roadside fecal blowout; the need to blow out your ass on the road, to take an unexpected fast shit while driving.
by Coco Loco September 11, 2006
Get the road load mug.A road in New delhi.. india. mostly famous for their Whore houses..and dance parties..and a place where the real brown ppl. hang out. mostly the jatts from pujab or gangster side..
Sardar: oy paaji.. yara da truck Gt road te launa.. (bring the truck to the gt road byches)
truck driver: Oy chakdee phattee!!!!!! (somethin like woohhoo!!)
truck driver: Oy chakdee phattee!!!!!! (somethin like woohhoo!!)
by dipi May 3, 2005
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The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.
1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.
After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"
If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.
1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.
After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"
If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."
by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008
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by jeremy Moser October 23, 2003
Get the roadie mug."Why'd the chicken cross the road?"
"I don't know."
"To get to the other side."
This was a good joke, with a pun that people probably wouldn't have thought of. But since it's creation, there has been hundreds of bad puns spinning off the original.
"Why'd the man cross the road?"
"I don't know. To get to the other side...?"
"Uuuh... no. To get to the hot babe on the other side. Hahahaa."
"Shut up fag."
...cross the road? jokes are similar to "yo' mama" jokes in the sense that a few people have mastered the art of telling one, but most only dream of basking the flory of accomplishing that.
"I don't know."
"To get to the other side."
This was a good joke, with a pun that people probably wouldn't have thought of. But since it's creation, there has been hundreds of bad puns spinning off the original.
"Why'd the man cross the road?"
"I don't know. To get to the other side...?"
"Uuuh... no. To get to the hot babe on the other side. Hahahaa."
"Shut up fag."
...cross the road? jokes are similar to "yo' mama" jokes in the sense that a few people have mastered the art of telling one, but most only dream of basking the flory of accomplishing that.
I had decided to cheer Carrie up after her boyfriend Riley had dumped her. "Hey Carrie! Why'd the chicken cross the road?" "Listen," she said to me. "I already know the joke. To get to the other side. Stop trying to cheer me up." Chavez came over after he heard this and tried to piss her off instead. "Hey Carrie, why'd the woman cross the road?" "To get to the other side, Chavez...." Chavez smiled and said, "No. But who cares!? What's she doing out of the kitchen?"
by I listen to Indie Music February 4, 2007
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