Riverring

The Act of Riverring is when you have diarrhea, stand up, and make it flow down your legs

Jacob tried to hold it in, but after a while he started Riverring all over himself

by casualgamefan February 25, 2025

Doc Rivers

Doc Rivers is an adjective for someone who always makes up excuses for their own mistakes. No matter what happens, even if it is clearly their fault. They will always blame something or someone else.

“Jake is Doc Rivers, he blamed me for getting into a car accident because I woke him up on time for work!”

by Mr. unlimited March 28, 2024

River

Quite literally the best sibling you can have, she is a sweetheart since you met and would never betray you. Keep a River by your side if you ever come across one.

Jerry: "Aw shes so sweet."

Stinky: "Yeah, shes named River."

by YourLocalTorchy November 11, 2022

Jordan river float

A variation of the Provo River float wherein a penis oscillates back and forth between the butt cheeks of the boyfriend or girlfriend of an adolescent Mormon boy. Found mostly in Utah County, Utah. "anal outercourse"

Dude, I took that guy on the Jordan river float last night.... hope the bishop doesn't find out.

by Laxanus November 7, 2020

cry me a river

When someone makes too much excuses, is being mad and cries.

friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.

friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river

by meowtteo October 26, 2025

River

Their the greatest most loving best friend you'll ever have so if you meet a river make sure to keep them because there always gonna be by your side for life

Girl: omg who's that?!
Me: oh that's river my best friend

Girl: woah you got so lucky to know a river!

by Howshushing_face December 23, 2021

Thames River Monster

A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.

The Thames River Monster got my $20 again

by 76truckcamper December 7, 2024