ghost poop

When you feel the poop coming out of your ass, but when you look in the toilet, it’s not there.

Ugh, I hate ghost poops. They suck.

by nigga dick ass shit penis November 28, 2019

penis poop

when you wait a while and cum, but the cum comes back in and freezes up like glue. after you cum or piss it makes the trail larger. when it does come out the chunky substance slowly and painfully exits you're penis.

hey mark, where where you last night. i was purging penis poop, it made me bleed like a 12 year old girl!

by nick err April 21, 2020

poop legs

The uncomfortable, numb feeling you get in your legs when you wait too long to push one out. Can cause unsteady walking whilst going to the throne.

Dude, I was walking to the bathroom last night, and got some crazy poop legs! I almost fell over!

by colin prahl September 2, 2006

poop dust

Poop dust is what comes out when you fart. The tiny particals of poop make it stinky. Some farts have more than others.

Did you toot? Cuz I detect poop dust.

by paul cock September 7, 2003

Poop Daisy

The defiling of another's car by smearing poop over the windshield with your butt, creating six large "petals" with your cheeks, and then dropping a massive pile in the middle to create the center portion of the daisy.

"Dude! That guy parked in a handicapped spot. Let's give him a poop daisy!"

by collywog October 14, 2009

Poop-Shot

Something really annoying.

Tom is being so poop-shot right now.

by Donna Noble July 8, 2011

Hula Pooping

The dance that is done when one has to poop, but has nowhere to release aforementioned fecal matter. Dance moves include hip gyrations, hands on stomach, and the ever popular why-me-why-now jig. If you're really lucky, you can see intense face contortions.

Man 1: What is wrong with that guy?
Man 2: He just ate spaghetti and drank milk, so I reckon he's hula pooping
Man 1: That sucks, considering the nearest toilet is miles away.

by CarsBow September 12, 2009