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Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.
Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!
by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010
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post-christian

A person who attempts to preserve a non-theological version of the God of Christianity. Basically, a person who wants to be a "good person" without all of the crap and melodrama usually associated with religion.
Person 1: Hey dude. Are you an agnostic or something? I see you're not into the church thing anymore.

Person 2: I'm a little wiser now. I'm a post-christian.
by Jaime G May 15, 2008
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post relationship symdrome

Post Relationshp Symdrome (or PRS) is when a partner goes through menopause like symptoms after breaking up with a friend or marriage partner. There are periods of time where there is a severe change in personality that is mostly related to the emotional changes in life brought about by the break up.

The rage can be during short periods of time or last for longer periods of time depending on the condition of the person. However, the rage may be significant and major departure from normal mood and temperament.
Joe: Jean was the sweetest girl you ever met till she got severe post relationship symdrome.

Bob: I guess when you fall in love from the high she was on and into your bedroom where your boyfriend is pumping your best friend, your going to loose a few screws and unravel on occassion.

Johnson: Yea, but it is been 12 years. She definately needs a good screwdiver to put her back together again.
by mlhiss March 29, 2008
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Post Midtermitis

When you don't feel like doing shit for the rest of the day, because you just took a Midterm (a la sleeping in all day after a Midterm).
I just took my Math Midterm, and now I have a bad case of Post Midtermitis. I'm going to play games for the rest of the day.
by J. Liu February 23, 2009
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Post-Bromanticism

(Part 2 of 2)

The Post-Bromantics lead a life of social intellectual camaraderie; spending their time discussing topics such as the existence of God, the beauty of women, and the inebriating factors of God's gift to man. Traits of Post-Bromantics very closely resemble those of metrosexuals in the sense of style of dress, manner of behavior, and linguistic and epistemological tact. Centered on the belief is to determine life's universal truths as experienced through each other. With unwavering loyalty and jocular chauvinism, they revolutionize the idea of friendship through a philosophically social approach to life.

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Jesus Camp? Have I heard of Jesus camp? Of course I have! We totally Post-Brolated (the verb from of Post-Bromanticism) the hell out of that movie! We discussed and laughed about it for over an hour!
by NymphOrgJustice November 7, 2009
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Post-Twink

Similar to a twink, but not so jail-baity, more mature, more filled out.
The Jonas Brothers are on their way to post-twinkdom! Hubba hubba!
by rjrjr17 July 9, 2011
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post orgasmic clarity

A sudden epiphany after banging a fat chick that occurs after you climax when you realize that you are one fucked up twisted motherfucker.
Ronan: I took this chick home last nite who was a deuce and a half. After I played a game of pick a fold with her and came, I had my moment of post orgasmic clarity.
by Sundialist93 July 23, 2012
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