Pirate Hooker

A bad ass chick that is down for her man. She exudes confidence and sexuality. She's a flirt. Her sex drive is equal to her man's. She can hang with the boyz but is still a lady.
Pirate Hookers usually travel in groups. With their men along for the ride.

No celebrity pirate hookers known....

by Angie Pastinucci March 20, 2009

dirty pirate

When a girl is giving you head, you bust all over her jaw...rip out your pubes and throw it on her face so she has a beard, and then kick her in the shin so she limps and says "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR" like a pirate. That'll get her wanting more.

"After school i gave tara the dirty pirate, needless to say she wasnt pleased. but i had a great laugh!"

by Mister Hat April 19, 2007

Angry Pirate

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and you spit on her back and she turns around because she thinks you came on her back and you jizz in her eye and kick her hard in the leg so then she stands up holding her leg and covering her eye like an angry pirate.

Ryan was tired of fucking Jen so he gave her an angry pirate.

by Flavva Flav February 11, 2005

angry pirate

To ejaculate in one's eye and simultaneously stomp on their foot. The subject will hop on one leg covering their eye saying "Arrgh"

I picked up a hussy last night and gave her the ole angry pirate.

by Sai H. February 4, 2007

ass pirate

a male who gives and recives with other men ie his best friend warren knapp

john vincent is such an asspirate

by shady the nig September 7, 2004

pirate passage

when a scurvy young scaly wag whants to be a part of the crew, they get on their knees, and let a trusted mate pour rum all down their gizzzaaarrd while two swabys beat em with de sticks .. ha

that dirty dog took the pirate passage .. yyyaaaarrrerggg

by never d mind August 6, 2008

Pineapple Pirate

A Colonial Ages pirate who would literally take down ships in the Central Americas in search for pineapples. A pineapple pirate was under the expression that the East India Trading Company had been smuggling coins and maps through the insides of pineapples. The pineapple pirates didn't last long as this fatal joke got the best of them. They were permanently extinguished when trying to pirate the ship "The Augury" who didn't have any pineapples, but lots and lots of guns.

Pineapple Pirates: "Hey you, give us all your pineapples or die"

The Augury: "Is this some kind of joke?"

Pineapple Pirates: "Yes it is called fatal humor"

The Augury: "Humorous because this is a British Warship"

by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009