Penis Berry

A tongue peircing on your sexy girlfriend you never notice untill the first time you get a BJ. It just adds to the experience but also functions as a very good insult.

Girl friend: "are you coming in im ready"
Guy: "Yup just about"
Narrarator: she goes in for the blowing of your life time
Guy: OW!! WTF what poked me.... i mean thats a good BJ but what hurt me!!
Girl Friend: i said i got a tongue peircing today but you never listen to me!!...
Guy: That Penis Berry hurt...
Girl Friend: what my tongue piercing?
Girl Friend: should i take it off?
Guy: Noo.... i Like it

by NirvBonner October 30, 2010

Paris

A very hot and sexy girl. She is nice and caring and smart. She's super sporty an fit and is super friendly. No body dislikes her and she a cool and funny girl. She has a huge sense of humor and she loves being outside. She is a sex god.

Wow Paris is hot as hell

by My name is jeffffffff July 25, 2017

electric penis

A penis that moves by the power of batteries or an electrical outlet also known as a vibrating dildo.

I wish i was a girl to try and shove an electric penis in my vagina to see what it feels like.

by Pavelski8 December 21, 2008

Super Sayain Penis

When the penis becomes so filled with semen that it gets larger in size and seems to glow. At this moment the kamehamaha wave is neccesary.

You guys when I was fucking Taylor last night I recieved a super sayain penis and spirit bombed her in the face!

by thatonekidwiththebiddick September 27, 2011

Penis Thumbs

Thumbs that are so fat and stubby that they look like short cocks on one's hand.

Me: Brad, you've got some gnarly penis thumbs!
Brad: If only my actual dick was this big.

by SwitchKU January 12, 2009

Indian Penis

A penis. What did you expect? Usually range from 4-8 inches. Sometimes chubby. Cut or Uncut mostly depending on religious beliefs. It can be compared to Asian Penis and come in multiple colors. It’s uncommon to notice as South Asians aren’t popularized too much in western culture.

Gym Locker Room

Skinny Femboy: Never seen an Indian Penis and never will

Ripped Indian: Fuck you say kid?

by White Boy Smokes Weed January 22, 2021

What The Penis

Instead of using What the Fuck, What The Hell, or God dammit. Jus simply say What The Penis.
If yu been called gay, well Your not what the penis.

On any Sentence really that pisses you off.

You: Dude What The Penis

by funnymkan101 October 16, 2009