Maximus Pancakus

The feeling of one's whole life being nothing but a very large flop, but at the same time stating this fact publicly.

Can also be a very large pancake.

"Everything i have done so far is A, Maximus Pancakus.

"Wow, what a Maximus Pancakus"

by maximus pancakus January 7, 2012

banana pancake

An oft ignored sexual position where the man lies on his back with the woman on top lying with her back on his chest. Hippies used to refer to this position as the stargazer.

I had an all-night sex marathon with this chick and we finished it up in the morning with a banana pancake.

by Sexytime Friend October 15, 2008

Pancake Tits

Essentially skin flaps with nipples. Most commonly found on old ladies, gypsies and African street hookers.

Like an old mans nutsack, the African street hooker's pancake tits sagged to her knees and occasionally scraped the ground.

by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

Morning-after pancakes

The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.

Hey, I fucked Kelsey last night and I don't remember wearing a condom so I made her some morning-after pancakes.

by Colin McCarthy May 13, 2014

Pancakes

When you want to get the fuck outta there without any one knowing.

Dudes.....Pancakes for real.

by MBTaylor June 22, 2009

pancake

when a chick sits on your face

Hey Jim i heard you got a nice pancake from Beth this weekend you sick fuck.

by murphyboooooboooooo April 18, 2008

Pancaking

The act of running towards someone smaller than you, thrusting your full body weight onto them, and causing them to be lying flat on the ground with you laying flat on top of them after impact. Your bodies create the illusion of a short stack.

"Dude, did you see what she did to Evan?"
"Yeah, she totally pancaked him. He's still just laying there on the floor. Do you think he'll be alright?"
"I don't know. That pancaking was pretty hard core."
"Yeah it was."

by the master commander April 25, 2013