The most retarded animal that ever walked this earth. Due to its size it should eat things like a horse made of chocolate and whey powder, but instead it decides to eat the least nutritious food that exists: bamboo. Because of this low nutrition a panda needs to eat around 500 stems each day which takes up all the time they spend being awake. The rest of the time they sleep.
They are almost extinct is for three reasons:
1. When the bamboo in the area they reside runs out, they are too lazy to move their fat asses anywhere else
2. They do not fornicate. But how can you blame them when they spend their entire day eating
3. Natural selection
They are not yet extinct for two correlated reasons:
1. They look ‘cute’
2. Human stupidity
I hereby nominate the entire panda species for the Darwin Award.
They are almost extinct is for three reasons:
1. When the bamboo in the area they reside runs out, they are too lazy to move their fat asses anywhere else
2. They do not fornicate. But how can you blame them when they spend their entire day eating
3. Natural selection
They are not yet extinct for two correlated reasons:
1. They look ‘cute’
2. Human stupidity
I hereby nominate the entire panda species for the Darwin Award.
by Binque May 27, 2014
Get the Pandamug. (adjective) often used to compliment quality of a piece of clothing; rare, godly; a synonym for "dope"
A: I heard someone spilled acid all over him. Is he alright?
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.
by graascoat December 13, 2010
Get the Panda skinmug. by Ryan is a bum May 28, 2023
Get the Pandamug. Utterly lawless, pretty jewy, all about the apple juice banter and often hailing from Lagos. Enjoys Cats, Jackets and a smattering of Whisky. But mainly apple juice. And banter.
by Sebastian Mellmoth November 12, 2010
Get the Vanilla Panda.mug. by The one and only king savage December 29, 2016
Get the Child punchin pandasmug. by pete the pedo May 6, 2011
Get the Panda Pursemug. Pandas are the cutest animal ever. They are located in china, in the high montans in bamboo forests. They only eat bamboo. They eat about 12 pounds of bamboo everday.
by Pandalover69693 🐼🐼 November 10, 2018
Get the Pandamug.