kaka slide

The act of placing a sheet of toilet paper on the end of an unflushable limpet turd, and quickly sliding it down the toilet as soon as you flush with the toilet brush, in the manner of hastily loading a cannon.

The Cthulu of the faecal deep would have remained submerged and dormant 'til the end of time, had it not been for Brian's expertly executed kaka slide.

by poomoj January 20, 2013

Russian mountain slide

Where you bust a fat nut in a chicks mouth and it comes out her nose then you proceed to slurp it out

Bro I totally slurped a Russian mountain slide out of Becky

by TheBeesinyourapple February 17, 2025

Slide n ride

when your girl is on top and casually
slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like there’s no tomorrow.

Person 1: Yo brah last night Jane pulled a fast one on me and did the slide n ride.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.

by uandus February 11, 2020

Transylvanian mud slide

A bloody poo on your chest

'Yeah I had a Transylvanian mud slide last night; she was ragging it then next minute she shit down my chest'

by Bald1 January 11, 2020

Slide Rocket

When a handjob is being given, and the male ejaculates into the other person's eye.

That chick was giving her boyfriend a handjob, and instead received a slide rocket, hence the eyepatch.

by RogerL769 June 21, 2012

chocolate rock slide

Upon withdraw from anal sex, the penis is followed by a full bowl movement.

Ex: "I was giving Ashley that sweet anal when she returned with that chocolate rock slide."
"Gross."

by aquacatpro December 28, 2016

Slip-n-slide

Having sex right after a shower when still wet.

My boyfriend loves to take me every morning as soon as I step out of the shower. He can’t get enough of that slip-n-slide.

by LuluBleu April 10, 2021