All Time Low

Songs that all sound exactly the same, "hot" bandmembers, and just a pinch of teenage angst.
Their fanbase consists of just about every teenage girl in existence. You may recognize them by their inability to talk about anything other then the said band and their "awesomeness" and their insistence that everyone who does not listen to them is the biggest douchebag on earth.

Congratulations America, you have reached an all time low. Hence the name.

Teenage girl 1: ZOMG I LOVE ALL TIME LOW THEY'RE THE BEST EVER.
Teenage girl 2: YEAH I KNOW!!! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG???
Teenage girl 1: IDK, THEY ALL SOUND EXACTLY THE SAME SO I CAN'T PICK LOLOLLOL
Teenage girl 2: YA I KNO!!! THAT'S THE BEST PART!!! AND ALEX IS SOOOO HAWT!!!
Teenage girl 1: OMG YA I KNO IMMA MARRY HIM SOMEDAY!!!

by DeathByChocolatezz January 09, 2010

EVERYDAY LOW PRICE

EVERYDAY LOW PRICE was orignated in Bismarck North Dakota at Zimmerman's Furniture. By having the EVERYDAY LOW PRICE you don't have sales and the price stays the same today, tommorow, and next week, you don't raise the price to lower the price and call it a SALE.

Hello welcome to Zimmerman's Furniture my name is Dustin, at Zimmerman's we have the EVERYDAY LOW PRICE, we don't mark are product up to mark it down and call it a sale.

by Dustin Schmidt April 02, 2007

Chain hang low

letting your dick swing like a fucking pendulum while a girls beneath you trying to get at it

Does your chain hang low, does it wobble to the floor.

by Ja Ricks February 15, 2007

All time low

they USED to be a good band until they became sell-outs...now there just posers.

wow, i miss all time low BEFORE all the little twelve-year-olds became obsessed with them and swarmed their shows.

by shfs :) July 13, 2009

one hung low

The definition of my last name in the Chinese language.

Did you know that the sorry bastard that has been on night crew for years has a last name that means One Hung Low in a sushi language?

by ben-wah! June 10, 2003

all time low

Yet another shitty band that sounds like all other whiny emo pop-punk bands that pollute the air waves.For example fallout boy or simple plan. to enjoy this band, you must be either a mindless teenage girl that likes bands because of their looks, or a homosexual.

normal person:All Time Low sucks balls.

mindless youth: OMGzz no way!! they're so original and talented you don't even know, lyke their songs come from the heart!!!

homo: ya and they're lyke so cute and they have really super sense of style!!!

normal person: beats the shit out of them with a bat, inserts Dead Kennedy's "Frankenchrist" into CD player, cranks the volume and walks away.

by poppunksux August 13, 2007

Jamaican Low Five

When a male grabs a random womans lower private area as they pass each other.

I was walking to the club and saw Peabo give a woman a Jamaican Low Five.

by slick18 May 27, 2008