Soft cactus

A penis that doesn't have hair

I had sex with a soft cactus

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Soft cactus

A penis with no hair

I had sex with a soft cactus last night

by Big or pe May 22, 2020

Susquehanna Soft Serve

When you get a sudden, unexpected case of the shits.

I had some bad seafood and got a bad case of Susquehanna Soft serve. That toilet will never be the same.

by Snooplumptylump July 27, 2020

Soft-shelled

Derogatory slang used to refer to a person feeling micro-aggressed who, in-turn, macro-aggresses.

Male: Don't call me cis male gender. It's dehumanizing.

Pro-Trans: Stop being transphobic! You don't know what it's like for us!

Male: Maybe if you weren't so soft-shelled.
Pro-Trans: *initiates physical altercation*

by Mr Jiggles le kek August 17, 2020

Soft

Something that is easy to do

That math test was pretty soft

by Sayanthi August 23, 2020

Soft Shells

A shell used typically for tacos; strictly used by Mexicans

Puerto Rican’s don’t use soft shells, Mexicans do.

by Ccooooooollllllllll July 5, 2020

Soft Pack

When you're ready to fuck but your dick ain't. Causing you to force your flaccid meat inside her. Sometimes with the added assistance of a finger to push it through in hopes it will become erect. This often end up just being genitalia smashing against each other without penetration.

How you gonna fuck her your dick ain't even hard? Don't worry about that Brian I'ma soft pack it. It'll get hard.

by I Am The Ferrett October 20, 2020