Soft J

A light, casual jog, alternatively called "yog", usually applied when two people go on a short, conversation centered jog listening to music. Originally used by the man, the myth, the legend, Joey's World Tour. OG's consume a massive load of mini-chocolate donuts after the soft-j, but most skip this step due to their fitness goals.
My friend and I went on a Soft J this morning before hitting the weights and getting yolked.
by Hovershlagen December 09, 2020
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delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.
Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.
by Rubberbabbybuggybumper December 15, 2015
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soft as gem’s bottom

Anything that’s softer than a baby’s bottom.
Damn! Your face is as soft as gem’s bottom.
by llamalanuh October 23, 2022
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soft snuggle bits

Soft snuggle bits are the extra soft, warm, silky, and not necessarily sexual parts of the human body that are often only touched by those in an intimate relationship during snuggles. Areas like under the boob, back of the neck, the bit of underarm inbetween the armpit and elbow, and the thigh all qualify as soft snuggle bits.
Steve: Yo, she let me touch her soft snuggle bits :)
by hugefuckingnerd January 16, 2016
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Soft Turtle

when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.
ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...
by sal420paradise March 01, 2010
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soft

When a pussy falls from the sky on your head
the pussy was soft
by JOJOJOJOJOJJOJO February 18, 2020
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