Someone who has an obsession with studying the optimal protocols in terms of diet training and supplementation to in the words of Elliot Hulse "become the strongest versions of themselves". Said people are characterized by frequented analysis of studies, obsessive record keeping, and spending almost if not all of their free time in a gym of some kind, and for whatever reason tend to correct EVERYONE they run into at a gym.
In the context of training:
*someguy bragging about how good distance running is for conditioning *
Guy 1: Oh man this guy really knows what he talking about
Strength nerd: Eh, not really. He doesnt take into account the fact that increasing the capacity of the aerobic energy system without developing a solid base of strength will limit our overall work capacity, prevent the development of the anaerobic system which we actually use in *insert sport name here* and leave us weak and out of shape. Our time would best be spent doing heavy deadlifts.
In the context of dieting:
Guy1: To lose weight you need to eat 5-6 times a day every 2-3 hrs. It increases the thermic effect of food
Strength nerd: Well it doesnt really work that way. The thermic effect of food is diactated by ones over all caloric intake over a certain period of time so increasing meal frequency would accomplish nothing.
In the supplement context:
Guy1:You need to take a whey protein shake exactly 30 minutes after your workout
Strengthnerd: While taking a protein shake is a good idea muscle protein synthesis is elevated for up to 36 hrs after you have stimulated a muscle group leaving a far larger window than 30 minutes postworkout. I certainly wouldn't recommend waiting say 8 hrs. there is really no need to rush
*someguy bragging about how good distance running is for conditioning *
Guy 1: Oh man this guy really knows what he talking about
Strength nerd: Eh, not really. He doesnt take into account the fact that increasing the capacity of the aerobic energy system without developing a solid base of strength will limit our overall work capacity, prevent the development of the anaerobic system which we actually use in *insert sport name here* and leave us weak and out of shape. Our time would best be spent doing heavy deadlifts.
In the context of dieting:
Guy1: To lose weight you need to eat 5-6 times a day every 2-3 hrs. It increases the thermic effect of food
Strength nerd: Well it doesnt really work that way. The thermic effect of food is diactated by ones over all caloric intake over a certain period of time so increasing meal frequency would accomplish nothing.
In the supplement context:
Guy1:You need to take a whey protein shake exactly 30 minutes after your workout
Strengthnerd: While taking a protein shake is a good idea muscle protein synthesis is elevated for up to 36 hrs after you have stimulated a muscle group leaving a far larger window than 30 minutes postworkout. I certainly wouldn't recommend waiting say 8 hrs. there is really no need to rush
by Strengthnerd5 April 20, 2013
The usual response to any minor factual error in a science-fiction or fantasy related article on the internet.
A nerd swarm is characterised by multiple, repeated corrections to the error along with reactions blown out of all proportion. See also nerd rage.
A nerd swarm is characterised by multiple, repeated corrections to the error along with reactions blown out of all proportion. See also nerd rage.
Article headline: "Why Tom Baker, the sixth Doctor, had such curly hair."
Comment: Tom Baker was the FOURTH DOCTOR!
Comment: fourth Doctor Who, dumbass.
Comment: fourth
Comment: Colin Baker was the sixth Doctor
Comment: He was fourth!
Comment: which curly haired Doctor do you mean, fourth or sixth?
Comment: You stupid bastard! Fourth!!!
Comment: fourth!
Comment: By the blood of Rassilon, I swear that I will murder your entire family for this! Tom Baker was the fourth Doctor!
Comment: You made a mistake. Tom Baker was the Fourth Doctor.
Comment: Fourth Doctor
Comment: Failure! Baker was, like, the fourth.
Comment: Colin or Tom, you piece of s**t?
Comment: Fourth.
Comment: Quick! Edit your article! There's a nerd swarm forming! For the love of God, edit it now!!!
Comment: Tom Baker was the FOURTH DOCTOR!
Comment: fourth Doctor Who, dumbass.
Comment: fourth
Comment: Colin Baker was the sixth Doctor
Comment: He was fourth!
Comment: which curly haired Doctor do you mean, fourth or sixth?
Comment: You stupid bastard! Fourth!!!
Comment: fourth!
Comment: By the blood of Rassilon, I swear that I will murder your entire family for this! Tom Baker was the fourth Doctor!
Comment: You made a mistake. Tom Baker was the Fourth Doctor.
Comment: Fourth Doctor
Comment: Failure! Baker was, like, the fourth.
Comment: Colin or Tom, you piece of s**t?
Comment: Fourth.
Comment: Quick! Edit your article! There's a nerd swarm forming! For the love of God, edit it now!!!
by John Superman December 10, 2013
When your talking to a person and they start going off about a comic book hero or video game and all you can do is nod and pretend you understand what they are saying
Girl 1: Hey! how was your weekend?
Girl 2: Oh fun. i was busy dodging lightning bolts in the thunder plains
Girl 3: wha...?
Girl 2: Oh you see i have to dodge them 200 times in order to get the venus sigil and... (blah blah blah)
Girl 1: oh look there she goes nerding off again
Girl 2: Oh fun. i was busy dodging lightning bolts in the thunder plains
Girl 3: wha...?
Girl 2: Oh you see i have to dodge them 200 times in order to get the venus sigil and... (blah blah blah)
Girl 1: oh look there she goes nerding off again
by xXMiss_SuicideXx May 30, 2010
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by TheRandomGamer76 February 24, 2020
A term used to label a person (often female but could be male) who is academically gifted, but has a terrible personality and terrible appearance to match with it — all while trying to seduce and prey on any single or taken person.
This video game convention after party is full of nerd hoes. Their dull gazes are following me and it’s really making me uncomfortable. Oh wait, are they trying to seduce me from afar? Ew—
by The first nerd hoe April 12, 2019
Orifice out of which useless trivia about various geeky topics, such as science fiction TV or computers, is spewed.
by Pryderi2 April 14, 2010