ur mum

ur mum is ur mum

"ur mum"

by shwatylikeamelody June 28, 2022

jacks mum is fit

fax + NYASH

jacks mum is fit!
fax and has NYASH

by ansfuibidsg June 28, 2022

ur mum

a very lame come back that only losers use to defend themselves in arguments that nikal uses

"what have u done"

"your mum"

by maggiiie June 28, 2022

Your Mum Is Trans/ Gay

Your

Mum
Is
GAY

Your Mum Is Trans/ Gay

by idiot5757 June 30, 2022

ya mum

ya mum is used for a FUCKING OVERRATED JOKE LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP MAN

man 1: hey bro what did u have for lunch
man 2: ya mum.
man 1: ion wanna do this no more, i just wanna go home, LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP KID UR NOT FUNNY

by Suckmytoeswithnutella69 July 4, 2022

Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

Yur mum

An incredibly hilarious joke that can be used after any question that will make anyone within a 100 mile radius burst out laughing uncontrollably.

"I'm dying, can you call an ambulance?"
"Yur mum"

by CipherAXOLOTL July 6, 2022