Muddy Curtain

A muddy curtain is when you lick an asshole after a shit but before a shower.

I knew it was meant to be when she let me give her a muddy curtain after she competed in a chili eating contest.

by Muddycurtains December 14, 2023

Muddy Terrain

When a front fart turns front shart and your man licks you clean

Ted: Sorry we're late for the party, Linda had an unexpected Muddy Terrain. Do you have any mouthwash?

by MisfitBiscuit December 22, 2023

Mudding

To go outside to a muddy area via a 4x4 and then proceeding to engage in anal with another man.

"Why don't you and your dad go out mudding?"

by Mudderextremist December 29, 2023

Muddcricket

Just some slang for a lady thang it’s a women that’s just not tamable she should be feared and never trusted around outdoors things alone

Dang would ya believe she’s a muddcricket

by The god of grammar January 9, 2024

muddvein

Dull and repetitive. Total bullshit. Something that makes you feel like you're exhausted because you feel like there's mud running through your veins. You feel trapped, or caught. The situation is annoying or is growing in frustration. Something that feels totally moot or pointless.

I hate how muddvein this job is.
When I hear Janey talking, it always makes me feel so muddvein.
I feel so muddvein when I'm here.
Have you ever felt so muddvein while talking to Lyle?

by hao-tu fuk January 16, 2024

Mudder

A master driver in the Army

Did you see the mudder get stuck? You would think a master driver would know better.

by DaEif January 19, 2024

Muddarrr

An tep/indian way of saying mom or mother but only the freshies say. The word originated from a podcast where an Indian man spoke in a formal manner and said “I would like to thank muddarrr” the word muddarrr was the only word in that sentence that had a strong tep accent

My muddarrr is a shamalakeuk

by Tina the tummy January 20, 2024