by RebeccaMills June 28, 2009
by JustSimply July 11, 2008
he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.
Person 1: Dude, it's Michael Cliff-
Person 2: KITTEN!
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Michael Clifford: he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.
Person 2: KITTEN!
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Michael Clifford: he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.
by therealhalfbloodprincess October 19, 2018
In sports or competition, when you are getting ready to shoot, you look away or close your eyes and then make the shot. This is named from the time when Michael Jordan closed his eyes and nailed the free throw and said "Welcome to the NBA" to Dikembe Mutombo.
On the 17th hole, if Sean hits this putt he wins the round... As he sets up for his shot, makes eye contact with the competition, and sinks the putt. Oh My God, he just Michael Jordan'em for the Win!!
by Dunkin MyDikener October 13, 2014
He is a man with a large cock. 6.9 inches to be exact. Not to mention that he is an Asian so that's pretty fucking big. He is a sneaky little bastard that gets away with every bad word that he says. He can type really fast and is good at fortnite. He is very not used to being around girls which makes him act very weird and makes his 6.9-inch penis explodes. Last but not least, like every Asian, he is good at ping pong, but when he takes and L, I'd watch the fuck out.
Andrew: *beats Michael in ping pong* Michael Ryu: "Fuck!" "You are so gay, get a fucking life you faggot!" Teacher standing right behind him: "Andrew, why did you say such a thing?!" Michael Ryu: *In laughter turns around and his 6.9 inch dick slaps girl in the ass*, "oh shit, sorry you whore!"
by Richard Speed 4000 December 03, 2019
The Hugest man in bluegrass. He was born as the most talented musician alive, but every day he gets a tiny bit worse. At the Age of 6 his rendition of Malagueña rivaled that of Roy Clark's, but by age thirty, he could hardly play the lead to bluegrass special needs. He has attempted to play Mandolin, Guitar, Fiddle, Dobro, Banjo, Bass, Piano, Flute, and with himself and has never mastered the art of any besides the last as he cant get none. This is attributed to his constant drinking, smoking and choking down food, which made him about as fit as the average southern dude. He almost made it big several times, but was fired from every good band he joined, and ended up as the head of the New High Country Boys. his youtube channel is made up almost entirely of videos taken from other peoples channels and pornhub the gay version, and Oh yeah, and hes also really really really obese huge and screams when he sings because he is so cool and not gay.
Person 1. Man that was a great Bluegrass festival yesterday!
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima
Person 2. Speak for yourself, I need ear cream since I can hardly hear
Person 1. Oh did you stay for Jeff Michael and the New High Country Boys set?
Person 2. Yeah, shit got me fucked up for life my Dr. Said
Person 1. Thats why he only gets crowds at VFW's where the audience are all old war vets who cant hear due to explosions during Iwo Jima
by HugestManAlive August 01, 2022
Beautiful kind hearted man who was overlooked and judged. A boy at heart and a GENIUS. Michael is someone who had a humongous heart to share out to the world, and such a wonderful smile that left many speechless. And his talents were wonderful and inspired the world.
-idiot: Michael Jackson is horrible!
-me: If you made grown man cry by preforming then maybe you could place that opinion for yourself ;)
-me: If you made grown man cry by preforming then maybe you could place that opinion for yourself ;)
by Themagnificentpickle July 24, 2018