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Mayor of Kingston

The act of wearing a necktie while wearing short pants.
by Ian Crampton January 24, 2017
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Mayonnaise Buster

A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman
Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!
by DaddyJack February 19, 2017
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mayonnaise wrestling

It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.
How bout we try the new mayonnaise wrestling game next week, wonder if it tastes good.. hmm?
by Giraffes game March 5, 2017
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mayonnaisia

Feeling lost in Costco or another big box store when you can't find what you're looking for because they've changed up the location of the products on the shelves.

There is currently no FDA-approved drug to treat mayonnaisia, but intravenous Cheez Whiz is currently in clinical trials.
Daggumit. Where's the 50 gallon drum of mayonnaise?
mayonnaisia
by Ae5Ea8 March 10, 2017
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Mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is an instrument that I have wasted my entire life on. I'm currently undergoing a mid-life crisis.
by MlgIsNotDead April 5, 2017
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Mayoanne

Mayoanne, spelled Ma/yo/ann or Ma/yo/ann/e is a type of person who loves freedom. They don't fall for someone easily, so, if they fall for you, you are a very lucky ones.

Mayoanne are usually somehow, mysterious. But when you are used to their atmosphere, it will become a bit of, brighter.

She is like onions, the more you peel, the more she will open herself. And like pineapples, they are harsh outside, but really smooth inside.

This person usually have amazing talents, like, drawing, dancing, etc. But yet, she doesn't know it. When they knows their talent, they will develop until the end. They don't give up easily too.
"Hey is that the girl called Mayoanne?"
"Yeah, she is so popular among everyone"
"I know, she's only like, a year in this school, and she's now fuckin popular"
"NO WAY, HOW?!!"
"Don't you see? Mayoanne is hot, she is talented drawer and dancer"
by Mayoanne June 18, 2017
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Mayonaise

Mayonaise is an instrument. if you dont believe me look at this video called: is mayonaise an instrument? On youtube.
Is mayonaise an instrument?
Yes. Yes it is.
by Nataro December 28, 2017
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