death march

The period of time in a work day from after you take lunch, until the time you leave. Mainly because it seems like the slowest part of the day... and it drags on longer and longer until you actually get to leave. Kind of like waiting on death row.

Steve: Hey Dan this death march really sucks.
Dan: Yea, I know, lets go down to the quick stop at 4.

by Dan Smith2 December 24, 2006

March 17th

National receive booty and titty pic day
A day where someone of your choice has to send you a booty and titty pic

P1: Hey it’s March 17th. You know what that means?
P2: No, what does it mean?
P1: I get a free booty and titty pic from you.
P2: Ugh. Ok fine.

by SirSheeshington January 23, 2021

march 5

national ask your crush out day! ask them out and give them flowers!

do you know what today is? it is march 5!

by chocolate pudding January 28, 2021

13th March

Kiss your crush day

Person one: hey it’s 13th March

Person two:oh no I have to kiss my crush
Person one: why
Person two:bc it’s kiss your crush day

by Annomus 13 November 13, 2020

March 11

National tease your boyfriend day

It’s national tease your boyfriend day.
Why would you do that??
It’s March 11th!!

by Min me March 10, 2021

March 31st

God made the best person day

Person:God made me,The best person
Friend:What makes you say that?
Person:Because my birthday is march 31st

by Deepfried_dads December 17, 2021

march 28

international give head to your boyfriend day

"hey baby it's march 28th"
"hell yeah!"

by Derpoman27 March 28, 2021