Soup Kitchen

A severe case of diarrhea caused by a stomach flu, a bad meal, or someone spiking your tea with laxatives.

"Woah, Lloyd spiked Harry's tea with Turbo Lax! He's gonna be in the soup kitchen in a few minutes."

Friend 1: "Hey man, can't hang out tomorrow. I'm in the soup kitchen."
Friend 2: "You're ditching us to volunteer at a soup kitchen?"
Friend 1: "No dude, I caught a bad stomach flu! I've been shitting my brains out all day."
Friend 2: "I wish you hadn't told me that."

by CjBRAH May 14, 2015

Ketchup-pack

A used tampon that has been placed only to be found unexpectedly by someone.

I tossed out my credit card statement, by mistake, so I sorted through the trash and found my girlfriends Ketchup-pack.

by D Lane August 30, 2004

Ketchup Romp

The act of using fast-food ketchup as lubricant during homosexual rectal intercourse.

"Daniel enjoyed secretive ketchup romp's in public bathrooms."

by habadash January 30, 2007

Katcham!

The sound that a person's forehead makes when it hits a computer keyboard.

I just thought of another onomatopoeia. . . . Katcham!

by Sin O. Nym August 20, 2009

ketchup phase

A food-based euphemism to replace "being on the rag"... Meant to elicit thoughts of the moon and its phases

Woman: "I'm in full ketchup phase, but it will soon be waning."

by mBmD August 2, 2012

Ketchup

A cats best friend. So bad on most things, that only an animal like a Cat would truly love it. A way to gross out your friends.

Cat repulsed his viewers with an 8hr long stream dedicated to his love of ketchup eating.

by CivilWarForAll November 14, 2020

southern kitchen

the vagina, or "pussy"

Last night I dined in the southern kitchen and mah woman sho did appreciate it!

by Anonymous June 26, 2003