King of the nasty snatch

someone that likes to 'pork' women that no one else would ever do just for the hell of it

Pal A: Oh my god look at that 400 lb beast

Pal B:Yeah I'd hit that

Pal A: You sick fuck, you are one King of the nasty snatch

by WWA...not NWA May 24, 2004

king cold

a gigantic 55 by 55 ft ice cube which can never melt and will be used to end global warming. Why? science.

Oh crap I forgot to do my project about global warming, guess I'll just pull the old King Cold.

by DaBlockmasta March 13, 2011

pasta king

pasta king is a name given to someone called max becker who has been dragged through pasta

max becker got dragged through pasta: he is now a pasta king

by Custard Cream December 27, 2007

dakota king

is a cool motherfucker that has a 9 inch dick and is a badass moterfucker. he can get any girl he wants and is incredably sexy. he is an all around beast.

that kid is a dakota king, he is so hot.

by theboss545454545 November 21, 2011

Penis King

A secret gargantuan cock lord who reigns over all those whose penis are inferior to his in length and girth. Some say that the Penis King lives somewhere in the center of the earth which is the only place where his giant dick can be fully stretched to it's maximum strength and power.
The exact size of his penis is unkown but it is said to be atleast bigger than yo mama's ass.

John: I am the Penis King!!!!
Me: No you're not.
John: Yeah you're right.

by AAA888AAAA November 6, 2011

Burger King

A fast food restaurant which is better than McDonald's and you can have it your way.

Person 1: Let go eat at Mcdonalds

Person 2: No way! Let's eat at burger king we can have it are way.

by Mimi W. March 2, 2011

Burger King

Where the half-witted post teenage pregnancy "managers" tell everyone what to do, because their lives revolve around 2 minutes.

I need a whopper cheese for the window right away!!!111, I'm a "cook" and I see shit all from hurrying so I'm gonna cook even slower.

by whopper boy December 10, 2004