jacob likes bees

jacob likes bees

jacob likes bees

by 5dx5dxxr67tudxydxu October 1, 2020

Victoria Jackson

Former Saturday Night Live performer turned crazy, homophobic, teabagger.

I'd rather get gangraped by five Snookis than listen to the right wing bullshit coming out of Victoria Jackson's mouth.

by GaaraoftheDamned November 10, 2012

Jack Hughes

A hockey player that turns men gay with his sick flow. Was the first overall pick to the Devils in the 2019 NHL draft. He is compared a lot with Kaako Kappo who was drafted right after him.

Also seems to be the only damn hockey player that girls and puck sluts across America seem to know.

*First Date*
Guy: I saw your Tinder profile said that you were a hockey gal. What's your favorite team?
Girl: OMG!! I LOVE HOCKEY!! I don't really have a favorite team though... BUT MY FAVORITE PLAYER IS JACK HUGHES!

by Rip to my nigga jah August 25, 2019

jacking off

rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure
masturbation

I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.

by lolwhatisthis March 30, 2009

Jacobo

He is a person who has the best smile out of everyone in the world but doesn’t smile much. He is tall, has dark hair, and the deepest brown eyes that you can get lost in. He is a quiet and sometimes awkward individual but once you start talking to him he is extremely funny and quick witted. He is very intelligent and has great and ambitious plans for his future. He has had an unpleasant past but an immensely bright future. He is hardworking and is always prepared to help. He can write stories and poems that will bring anyone to tears. He is searching for love and he may find it soon, in someone unexpected. If you ever meet a Jacobo never let them forget their worth and their importance to the world.

Jacobo, did you get a haircut? Yes. You look snazzy!

by Picklesarentafruit August 9, 2019

Jacked

"Why am I so jacked" is used by males who work out or/ and li heavy weights to describe their muscles , or ideas they have a great build.

(as Mason looks at himself in the mirror while flexing)
"Why am I so Jacked?"
His friends response is " that gym membership is paying off"

by Crissygirl June 15, 2012

jacqueline

the hottest girl you'll ever meet. she has the most amazing eyes and will get amazing boobs and an amazing ass. she's the best person you'll ever hookup with and I mean BOTH! meanings. she can seem shy at first but once you get to know her shes the bomb. jacqueline is also a party girl and can get pretty crunk! shes very picky so if you get the chance to do anything with her then you better cause shes one in a million

oh my god! she's so hot she must be a jacqueline.

you hooked up with jacqueline? your the luckiest person alive!

by hey gay hey January 15, 2009