House on stilts

A house on stilts is a woman with a massive torso connected to two spindly, spider-like legs. She is the human personification of Baba Yagga's hut. She has the legs of a marathon runner and the upper body of a big fat sloppy American woman.
"Man, Maria is a real house on stilts. Look at the size of that chick's tiny legs! How do her legs even hold up that much bulk?"
by CPT Ron October 12, 2013
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house spouse

The person in a relationship that stays home.
After we got married, he quit his job and became the house spouse.
by bnoice February 15, 2009
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eddie-housed

Very drunk.
Dog, I was so Eddie-Housed after guzzling those Dan-Dans that I chinblasted that Jag!!!
by ihatejags January 29, 2009
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house special

House special is a street name for the painkiller Vicodin, so used due to a popular medical drama on the Fox TV network.
Sweet! My back hurt, so my doctor prescribed me the House special!
by ATiggerDarkly February 04, 2008
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House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
by RyKni May 22, 2012
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Grandmother's House

A term for the male asshole. It comes from the song "over the hills and through the woods, to grandmother's house we go." The hills refer to the ballsack/ballpark, and the forest refers to butt hair with the destination being grandmother's house.
She was giving me oral sex when she decided to go to grandmother's house.
by beaver bandit9 January 02, 2016
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Mood House

A house where you are in a good mood.
Man this mood house is making me toot!
by George Richards May 03, 2011
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