ass lap

An ass lap is when a girl has an ass so big that it creates a make-shift lap in the back which can be used as a shelf, or a inconvenient place for a cat to take a nap.

Hey, I set my beer down for a second and now it's gone. Did you see where it went?" "Yeah man, it's over there, you set it on Amanda's ass lap and she walked away." "Oh shit man, my bad.

by SameoldJake July 24, 2010

diddle-ass

To dawdle, most commonly followed by the word 'around'.

"Quit diddle-assing around and get to work"
"I was stuck behind this peckerhead that was diddle-assing around"
"Joe would get a lot more done if he didn't diddle-ass around all day"

by big chopper July 31, 2003

ass pincher

some who pinches asses

Hey that ass pincher just pinched my ass, what a bitch

by schottegon January 21, 2009

Ass Pastry

A prolapsed asshole. Result from shoving large things up your ass.

After Christine got anal fucked by Jamal, she had a large Ass Pastry.

by Jamal's Penis November 3, 2009

Hayden's Ass

A giant ass like so big. He himself describes it as squishy.

Guy 1 : wow look at Hayden's Ass.
Guy 2 : wow thats so big.

by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

ass-sniffer

Someone who gets into your business.

Ass-Sniffer: What do you have going on at 5?

Man: I've got a meeting to attend..

Ass-Sniffer: Wait... What kind of meeting?

Man: Look, of all honesty, I really appreciate your help. I do. But, my schedule is completely none of your business. I've already told you my name, where I'm from, where I work, and how many siblings I have. I've told you all of that and I haven't even gotten your name.

by VPG001 June 5, 2018

fuzzy ass

A term used for when a girls ass hair is longer than the hair on her head

Haley is a fuzzy ass

by taddllleeetittuessssss August 8, 2015