Charlie Horse

When you punch someone in the thigh pretty hard.

Dude, I gave Mark a wicked huge charlie horse on the bus yesterday and he had to crawl home.

by JamsKo May 18, 2007

horse blumpkin

The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.

Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.

by Weslitzu January 26, 2008

horse

a device for turning money into shit and injuries.

Every Saturday afternoon, the hospital has at least 5 or 6 horse injury cases.

Oats + bran + hay + horse = very expensive shit.

by George McBob May 17, 2009

screw you and the horse you rode in on

a phrase with origins in the late 20th century used to tell someone that they are being assanine, incosiderate, rude, or prickish.

You: Hey amigo would you keep that damn music down? I work third you know.

Latino Neighbor: Ese its Cinco De Mayo, the celebration for the freedom of my country!

You: Why dont you celebrate later buddy oh yeah and Screw you and the horse you rode in on!

by IAM GREENCURSE March 24, 2010

Sewer Horse

A fucking ugly ass horse/human that lives in a sewar that resembles an ant-eater. Has flabby arms. The face of an anteater and short dyke hair. If seen stay well away from this creature because she/he just may start to stalk you with it's mate. ( Pig face man )

I am the sewer horse. Also known as Elizabeth.

by Elizabeth Bronson June 29, 2008

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

In a bit by Lewis black he overheard one girl say this to another. He went on to say that this is the type of nonsensical utterance that if you think about it too long you will develop an aneurysm and your head will explode. In fact, in many places trading a horse for a year of college is acceptable. Horses can be sold for $10s of thousands of dollars.

I was broke so if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by nombre falso February 23, 2010

horse shoe

when someone takes a fresh tin of chew and finishes it all in 5 dips.

I knew a kid once who could do a horse shoe like it was his job

by holi64 June 29, 2008