A woman who knows that there's no shame in being stay at home wife . A woman who knows how to make a home feel like a home, a place always you can return to which necessary doesn't mean that she has to do all the laundries and dishes unless the husband is a jerk (then divorce him right away).
-A Housewife is a woman who creates a safe, warm, clean house for her kids to grow and thrive in. A housewife who enjoys her husband's love when he returns home and massages her shoulders and being grateful to his wife for creating a warm and cozzy environment. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker!
PS: Don't listen to the toxic meanings because by doing that you are taking a mother away from his kids.
-A Housewife is a woman who creates a safe, warm, clean house for her kids to grow and thrive in. A housewife who enjoys her husband's love when he returns home and massages her shoulders and being grateful to his wife for creating a warm and cozzy environment. Commonly referred to as a stay at home mom or homemaker!
PS: Don't listen to the toxic meanings because by doing that you are taking a mother away from his kids.
Housewife *cooks* food
Husband: It tastes....
Housewife picks up knife*:- I will pretend I like cooking and you pretend it tastes NICE.
Husband: ........so delicious, it brings tears to my eyes, my beautiful lovely wife.
Housewife: ^_^
Husband: It tastes....
Housewife picks up knife*:- I will pretend I like cooking and you pretend it tastes NICE.
Husband: ........so delicious, it brings tears to my eyes, my beautiful lovely wife.
Housewife: ^_^
by Mr. Egalitarian February 9, 2017
Get the Housewife mug.1. (noun) A period of time typically starting soon before last call and ending when a bar/club is officially closed wherein every person who has not yet hooked up and wishes to do so lowers their respective standards to “whatever is available”. Usually results in regrettable hookups with unattractive and/or fat people. When coupled with drinking large amounts of alcohol may result in truly reprehensible hookup scenarios.
2. (adj.) Used to describe a person who would not normally be the object of sexual attraction. Typically said person is extraordinarily unattractive or overweight.
2. (adj.) Used to describe a person who would not normally be the object of sexual attraction. Typically said person is extraordinarily unattractive or overweight.
“Hey dude, did you see who Melvin hooked up with last night? She was HUGE!!”
“Well, what do you expect at 3:30AM? It was the magic hour."
“Yo, have you seen the new chick that started this week? She hot?”
“Absolutely not, pure magic hour material.”
“Well, what do you expect at 3:30AM? It was the magic hour."
“Yo, have you seen the new chick that started this week? She hot?”
“Absolutely not, pure magic hour material.”
by Tyler McNasty June 20, 2010
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ok, the real definition is this: You are doing a girl doggy style whilst she if facing a window to the outdoors...half way thru your thrusting, you do a pull out move (to say finger her a little...) but then your friend who is strategically hidden in the room sneaks in and inserts himself as if it were you....this is when you quietly exit the room, reappearing outside the window when you now (smiling ear to ear) wave at your girl, who comes to the realization that, "if you he is out there, who is fucking me!!!?"....hillarity ensues
Remember that bitch we gave the houdini too?...she is sueing us for rape...how funny is that!!!? :-)
by Nick "the houdini" Riccio March 28, 2004
Get the the houdini mug.Sex Position, invented by kangaroos in the Land Down Under. You Have a partner receiving anal sex and having the mouth stuffed with another dick. The person giving the anal sex is in turn also receiving anal sex. Everybody participating must stand at different levels and angles thus looking like the Sydney Opera house. Bonus points if you have opera music in the background.
Bro 1:Hey man did you go to the orgy party at Steph's on Saturday?
Bro 2: Yea man Me and 3 other guys did the Sydney Opera House on that Hoe.
Bro 1: Hell yea bro.... wait a minute what guy analed the other guy?
Bro 2:.....
Bro 2: Yea man Me and 3 other guys did the Sydney Opera House on that Hoe.
Bro 1: Hell yea bro.... wait a minute what guy analed the other guy?
Bro 2:.....
by tonyyayo4492 October 5, 2011
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Get the the hype house mug.A combination of the Houdini and the Donkey Punch. This is the act in which, during doggystle sexual intercourse, the penetrating man spits (or pours warm yogurt) on his partner's back, causing the partner to believe the man has "finished." Upon the partner's turn of the head, the man forcibly socks his partner upside the head and then proceeds to manually release his cumload in his partner's face.
(gay version) Matt's eye was swollen for a week after Len houdini punched his ass.
(non-gay version) I houdini punched that bitch for no good reason at all.
(non-gay version) I houdini punched that bitch for no good reason at all.
by houdini punching king July 24, 2008
Get the houdini punch mug.a awesome show which includes a (mad but sane) doctor who always knows exaclty what to do, even though hes a little mean bout it.. a girl doctor who has feelings (bah) and intercepts quite a lot.. a Australian doctor with a strong accent.. (yep that all).. and a black doctor who is.... uuuh.. smart..(?).. well what ever.. good show..
"goddammit that show is addictive.. ive been watchin for weeks!!"
"its awesome though!!"
"lets watch house md now!!!"
(cant think of any quotes... (cuz my memo sux... (but they damn funny)))
"its awesome though!!"
"lets watch house md now!!!"
(cant think of any quotes... (cuz my memo sux... (but they damn funny)))
by WINGAM! May 16, 2006
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