stroking his yoshi

I walked in on my bestfriend "stroking his yoshi" to some gay porn, faggot.
by cumgobbler101 November 19, 2011
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up his six

The rear end of something. Can be synonomus with Anus.

1: To be very close behind another aircraft. Either intentionally as in Air Combat, or unintentionally such as on final approach to land. In the second case this will usually result in a late landing clearance, a reqirement to slow down, and even a possible requirement to go around.

2: Expression of expectation for an object, such as a missile, to catch up to, and hit an aircraft.

3: To be very close behind any other object when driving or piloting a vehicle, possibly even expressing a front-to-back collision or stopping incident.

4: a psuedonym for an object being stuck into an anal cavity.
1a: "After combat manuvers I found myself up his six, after which I shot him down"

1b: ATC put us on finals way too close to that Dash-8, we ended up his six and we had to go arond

2: We came up on that Iraqi Mig and I fired a missile up his six.

3: That idiot in the crappy japanise car slammed his breaks on and we ended up his six. There goes my insurance premium, and no claim bonus. Damn it.

4: He's gay. as in he takes it up his six.
by Trent S Hopkinson January 28, 2007
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peel his onion

Cracking skulls, Cause bodily harm
I'm gonna peel his onion.
by Marquette July 23, 2006
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flower in his buttonhole

a cockney sexual act involving forceful insertion of a potted petunia into the anus
He went to Paris to have a bit of fun and got a flower in his buttonhole before dining at the monopole.

or

'cor! Artie sure does love that flower in his buttonhole!
by kiddingme July 13, 2008
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stick to his roots

Get back to what one was doing earlier.
George, the milkman is making no money with his newspaper business. George must stick to his roots and continue selling milk rather than newspaper selling papers
by Cinthia Porter June 08, 2007
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flogs his arsehole

"his sister's name is lily,
she's a pro in piccadilly,
and his mother's yet another in the strand,
his father flogs his arsehole,
at the elephant and castle,
they're the finest fucking family in the land!"
by theWestHamfan December 05, 2003
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This can be used to define times when a guy does something that requires a great deal of nerve and skill, but he is truly lacking in skill and ends up hurt, humiliated, and/or dead. Alcohol is considered the main accelerant to this condition.
Roz looked down from the 58 foot cliff that overlooked the shallow, rock-filled lagoon. While diving to his imminent death, he knew that his balls were bigger than his brain.
by von groovy September 07, 2017
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