I have to pee like a mother

This is an expression much like I have to pee like a monster. Also known as I have to pee like a pregnant woman, this phrase refers to how pregnant women have to pee a lot.

Ah! Where's the bathroom!? I have to pee like a mother!

by Raindrops on Roses December 16, 2007

havre de grace

One hardass shithole sitting along Route 40 in Maryland.

Havre de Grace. A town that damn sure looks like something else. Need I say it. :P

by porkypullydozer971 April 16, 2007

have coffee

To get together with someone and sit somewhere and drink something. Can be coffee in a cafe or can be beer in a pub or just sitting in the park drinking a beverage. Depends on what the people getting together feel like. Generally means getting together to do nothing but have a conversation.

"Hey Tom! Havent seen you in a while. We should have coffee sometime."

by Cassanova January 11, 2007

Have some shit

For some reason the people of Drumchapel are going mad for this phrase, screaming "Have some shit" when in combative argument. Akin to "Fuck you", but with more venom, could be used in situations where a situation requires vengeance.
Derived from a human turd left on a doorstep in Earl St with "Have some shit" written on the inside of a Rice Crispie box stuck in it like a little sign.

I did some serious overtime this week, have some shit petterson.

by Flapjackandy May 18, 2008

having the painters in

The time of the month when a woman's vagina is painted red.

Stay away from Jill, she's having the painters in today.

by the cam September 21, 2005

I haven't got a Salomon

Reworking of the common phrase 'I haven't got a Scooby (Doo)'; meaning 'I haven't got a clue'.

In this instance, 'Salomon' refers to Chelsea striker Salomon Kalou; therefore the complete phrase would read:

"I haven't got a Salomon Kalou'.

But as with the 'Scooby' phrase, dropping the surname is the preferred usage.

A: "Do you know here C is?"
B: "No, I haven't got a Salomon"
A: "I'll ask D!"

by ReservoirDan September 23, 2009

I Have You

A reference to famous Youtube That Poppy "I Have You" video.
Often used by friends as a non-gay and non-weird way to say I love you.

Like bubscribe and I have you

by emma1488 February 24, 2017