goose boy

A boy who indulges himself in gay activities

"Wow, that guy is such a goose boy"

"I wouldn't be surprised, he likes gay shit, so he's definitely a goose boy"

"Mike is gay as fuck! He's obviously a goose boy!"

by Dilbert-G July 29, 2018

Full Goose

An adventurous sex move inspired by the instinctual aggression and rambunctiousness of geese. As two people reach simultaneous orgasm, both must honk as loudly as possible and flap their arms like the frantic flapping of a goose.

Guy 1: It took us 3 tries to nail the full goose. By the third time, we were honking so loud we woke the neighbors!
Guy 2: That is impressive on so many levels, I can't believe you pulled it off!

by Jasper Dankershnib March 20, 2019

Sloppy goose

When a guy is eating out a girl while on her period and is sucking the blood out of her vagina.

Chris Kringle wanted to go down on Milly, but she was on her period so he did the sloppy goose.

by MapleSaryp January 26, 2019

sly goose

When an otherwise ladylike female subtly lifts one cheek in order to decompress air from her derrière. A skillful practitioner will couple this art with conversation or laughter as to dissuade any suspicion should the tuft of air carry an unpleasant odor.

George: Did somebody just fart?
Nancy: I think Rebecca pulled a sly goose.

by Rozu May 5, 2011

Winchester goose

A condition in which an individual suffers from an inflated crotchal area. When suffering from the winchester goose, the significant swelling of the pelvic region can sometimes give the appearance of a fatty vagina; A ballooned vagina.

"Yo! that biatch has some wicked nasty winchester goose!! But it dont look like it has nice cushion for the pushin, it just looks fatnastay!

by SeenMac May 24, 2005

Goose Eggs

Nothing; A Quantity of no significance or importance.

I went to vegas to strike it rich but came back with goose eggs.

by tdlm December 17, 2008

Goose Poop

After enjoying a few rounds of Grey Goose, you find yourself needing to use the pooper. (At this time you will most likely be rather drunk.)
Once you get to the pooper, however, you've been deceived as you will realize you've be sitting for a countless period of time trying to rid yourself of this horrible feeling. What you've come to realize is that the nasty grey goose has dropped off a couple babies and you end up leaving the jon, unsatisfied.

"Dood, I just had the worst goose poop"
"Easy on the goose bro, you don't wanna get goose poopies"

by M Boa February 1, 2009