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angry goblins

When you've been eating ruffage or nuts and your poop comes flying out of you in splattering little chucks that splash not only the seat but your butt cheecks as well!
These are angry goblins.
Help sweetheart! Baby wipes needed again. I've got a serious case of the angry goblins!
by anonymous September 23, 2021
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ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work
If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.
by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023
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Goblin

To get yourself totally wasted from the use of alcohol or similar substances.
Term coined after a drinking benchmark set up for a MCOC player.
"If I could goblin myself I wouldn't need a girlfriend!"

"I got Goblined last night ....THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID HAHAHAHA"

"Yeah I don't really understand what's going on with the new event. But I'm trying to get my Goblin on tonight".
by ratatatttttt January 28, 2017
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Cheese Goblin

Someone who doesn't take rejection well & continues to make advances after being told no; a "nice guy";
I went on a date with John and when I told him I wasn't interested in going on a 2nd date, he texted me every day for a MONTH to see if we could reschedule. TOTAL Cheese Goblin.
by kool2bkind August 25, 2023
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Heal-Goblin

In Fortnite, when you have zero shield or need shield and your teammate has shield but won’t give you any and stay quite when asked.
“Anyone have any minis ? Or any form of shield “?

Silence...

You die and see your teammates inventory..
Teammates inventory: 10 minis and 3 50 pots.

So they are known as Heal-Goblins.
by AFahey-11 December 17, 2018
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Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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goblin strat

Jeffrey Smith is doing the goblin strat for free! OH man! Let me get get a tur!
by noahellis May 13, 2021
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