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Dart Goblin Special

One who’s throat game is immaculate. Based off the iconic sound from the “Clash Royale” card, the Dart Goblin.
That chick gave him the dart goblin special last night.
by krmpie March 3, 2022
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hob goblin

Bruh i saw that hob goblin arely today in the hall butt naked asking for quarters
by pussymonster100 March 4, 2022
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Pizza Goblin

A thick-bodied fat fuck with general disregard for healthy dietary habits, coupled with a depressively sullen mental disposition, ultimately doomed to live out their days in their parent’s basement having not learned any skill nor making any distinct directional choices in life.
Look at this basement dwelling fuck, must be a Pizza Goblin.

When he runs out of his own tears to masturbate with, he’ll utilize the grease on his forehead as a quick replacement, fucking Pizza Goblin.
by Sors_Salutis August 8, 2021
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Oil goblin

Slang for Americans who are occupying places (ie the Middle East) in an attempt to gain resources like… oil. Lol.
Man 1: “I saw another plan fly in yesterday.”
Man 2: “Must have been more of those camouflaged oil goblins.”
by Daddy Oregano August 21, 2021
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Cobble Goblin

A cobble goblin is a man, typically called Martin, who has a tendency to go out and collect useless items such as cobbles and rusty bits of metal.
“Have you seen that Cobble Goblin about?”

“Yea I saw him earlier down the basin with a load of rusty shite”
by Fanny wetter June 4, 2021
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Meta-goblin

A basement dwelling PvP gamer that insistently plays the most optimal characters, strategies or buys the best items at every opportunity. They *have* to win by any means necessary.

This behaviour is concomitantly linked with a lack of playing ability, which is observed whenever they are forced to play anything but meta-picks.

Meta-goblins act as a source of frustration for other players, as they often breach PvP etiquette within the community of said game.
"Look at this meta-goblin, he only plays Bellona in duel with death's embrace."

*Looks at his match history on SmiteGuru*

"Oh, and anytime Bellona gets banned they lose because they're incapable of playing any other character".
by Dracoriax June 13, 2021
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Slot Goblin

A slot WR that steals catches by getting mismatches due to dominant outside receivers.
"I always get angry when people say Julian Edelman is a slot goblin"
by PorkyDePuig May 12, 2021
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