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Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.
Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?
by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023
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Ghosts n Goblins

One of the most frustrating and overrated video games of all time.
Ghosts n Goblins is fun...if you like:

-Enemies spawning directly on top of you

-Dying in two hits when there's shit happening all around you and your character has the agility of a tortoise

-Not being able to fire your weapon at an angle (only straight forward) when almost all of the enemies in the game are flying or are otherwise above you

-Beating the exact same game twice just to get the true (shitty) ending

-Being forced to use bad/defective weapons because the weapons you want to use don't work on the boss

Enjoy!
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 16, 2022
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Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.
Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.
by Ainur March 25, 2025
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bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.
A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!
by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023
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UGC Goblin

Basically a person who hoards UGC Limiteds from Roblox creators and never sells them.
most of them come from waffletrades
That UGC Goblin just came from Waffle’s stream!
by starterpackagefromshadowlegend February 9, 2024
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green goblin

it's what Ja'mere looks like
"Green Goblin you look ugly"
"Shut up you look like a tap dancing cockroach."
by IOOIIO February 16, 2022
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foot goblin

A foot goblin, or most commonly known as a feet goblin, is a person or animal who attacks the feet. For instance, when your cat attacked your foot, that is what foot, goblin would be described as.
Guy 1: dude get off my feet!
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.
by Belle boo April 21, 2023
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