fuck

me

pls

:)

son:what do you want for dinner

mom: fuck me please :)

by bigpeepeeonly February 7, 2019

Fuck

Basically the best word ever created. Can mean strong anger or sexual intercourse. To fuck someone is usually a goal for some but for inferior members of the human race this goal will never be met its kind of sad. there are some members of the world that overdose on this such as charlie sheen. :P

Person a: Fuck!!!!! that hurt.

New person: Hey baby wanna fuck tonight??????

Baby: Fuck no i have a head ache!

by FFuxxed your mom December 21, 2010

the fuck

Just a shorter version of "What the fuck?" and it's just like fuck you mean.

For lazy people or just for the heck of it.

Person 1:" the fuck is that shit? "

Person 2:"I don't know, it looks like a dead rat."

by Astronomically Phenominal August 23, 2011

Fuck

The art of massaging a woman's anus with your penis

Fuck me in the asshole

by Masonbrill15 January 23, 2017

fuck

An old English term for a King's decree.
(f)ornication
(u)nder
(c)onsent of the
(K)ing
A way of controlling lesser and minor royal families to keep power over them.

In order for us to have children, we must have a FUCK decree in writing from His Majesty.

by Green Jack October 5, 2015

Fuck

Having sex or used for anger relief

Fuck off

by Hey im gayest April 11, 2019

Fuck

Originally from the English anagram F.U.C.K. or Fornication Under Consent of King. Used to show anger, love, disappointment, and sadness.

tim and nancy just got married so now their goin to go f.u.c.k.
You fuckin asshole!
wanna go fuck after lunch?
fuck i'm lonely!!

by Barron von hughgendohng October 3, 2011