fontitis

When you're typing on AIM and copy something another person says, then you go to type, and you have picked up their font. One of the most annoying and deadly things to occur on the internet.

Ah, jeez Vicki, I got fontitis.

by Timmy the Kid October 10, 2008

Front Poodle

A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.

Slight dripping can occur be warned

Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!

Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking

by Cockosaurus April 4, 2009

Front rear tar

A tar on the front rear of a car

That guy Delmas has a degree in front rear tars.

He won the Lomtardy trophy for his front rear tar

by Dumbass Mears August 8, 2009

Front Rumple

Front rumple is when you fart and it goes forward instead of to the side, and it makes that awkward flappity noise. It can happen to a guy or a girl, and it needed a name!

"Dude, i totally just farted and it front rumpled"

"Hahaha, i just front rumpled, hold your nose, it's a good one"

by Ms. Cutthroatt November 2, 2009

front muffin

see "fupa"

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.

by maximarsergee February 1, 2010

front dip

to leave quick or to get out of a situation

" man after that chick found out i fucked her sister i was on the front dip "

by getty513 April 18, 2010

front bottom cream

A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.

Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"

by harry crisp July 1, 2011