feedclogger

n. An individual whose inane activities and status updates on Facebook, Twitter, or other social networking websites are so frequent as to occupy an unduly high percentage of his or her friends' news feeds.

Ever since Mark got his iPhone, he's become such a feedclogger that I opted to hide his updates--I don't care what he put in his oatmeal this morning!

by monkote June 16, 2009

Feedebility

Fatential. The predisposition to become fat by overconsumption. Derived from Feed and Debility.

She better watch her diet, as she has probable feedebility.

by mangakanga June 18, 2009

Feed the pets

A euphemism for becoming intoxicated by drinking alcohol.

It's Friday night and we're gonna feed the pets!

by alrightok. July 24, 2009

Feed the cattle

To water the grass with a horrible coffee drink

Let's go feed the cattle! (then walk to the nearest patch of grass and poor out the repulsive drink)

by Lwan sake October 9, 2009

feedreader

Read and display of internet news feeds

Access your fav feeds with feedreader.

by Hercolena Oliver July 11, 2010

Feeding the Bitch

When one seemingly nice woman is around or exposed to other women and they start talking, laughing and teasing … it seems to just bring out the bitch!

Brian: Damn, I thought I liked you, Donna, but then you get around, Amy … you can be a bitch!

Donna: She's just Feeding the Bitch!

by BriDonAm May 5, 2010

feener

1. What you call your little sister who wanted her name to be "feener" while playing apartment neighbors when you were little kids; short version is feen.

It's fairly common really, and not an inside joke - not anymore.

Hey, Feener! Come to my apartment and we'll eat some graham crackers that I snuck from the kitchen.

or

Hey, Feen the Bean! Remember when we used to play apartments when we were kids? Yeah, people think that means drug fiend now.

by Fatty D. August 18, 2010