pronounced "duck tape." Contrary to the common belief that duct tape is the "Fabric of the Universe", duck taupe can be and when it is discovered will be applied to everything. Especially fixing broken chairs.
Dude 1:Duuuude, i used duck taupe instead of a condom!
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
Dude 2: Yea? and how did that go?
Dude 3: I got pregnant! and I am unable to remove it from my shaft.
Duck Taupe will not break or tear except tearing holes through the universe like a black hole. It is better than duct tape because Ian will not have a chair collapse beneath him ever again. Duck taupe is awesome and will save lives.
Why haven't I won the Nobel Prize for scientific discovery? Because Alfred Nobel is dead. Duck Taupe killed him.
by Dubh Glas November 21, 2010
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Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.
Duck refers to the shape of the speculum that is inserted into the vagina. It looks like a ducks bill.
"Damn it, I have my annual with the duck doctor."
"The who?"
"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."
"The who?"
"The duck doctor. You know, the gyno. That shit looks like a duck bill."
by faceoftoday April 1, 2011
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An excessively risky sexual maneuver performed between a man and women or, alternatively, a man and man whilst operating a motor vehicle. In a role reversal of the classic 'road head' the vehicles operator 'ducks' into the passengers lap to perform felatio whilst the passenger 'covers' (ie; takes control of the steering mechanism) until climax and/or satisfaction has been reached.
John's taste for adventure and living life on the edge was, in the end, his ultimate undoing as he was receiving a 'duck and cover' when his vehicle drifted into oncoming traffic.
by joeleonotron July 24, 2012
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by Nintendo Goober September 7, 2013
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"Do you like duck sausage"
Duck on down and get you some!
(A man asking for his cock to be sucked)
"Do you like duck sausage"
Duck on down and get you some!
(A man asking for his cock to be sucked)
by Fitzclash April 30, 2016
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