by Makiavelli March 14, 2011
A geeky person who's become overly confident with the opposite sex. These people tend to treat their significant other with less respect than when they were not so confident.
This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.
This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.
Boyfriend: Wow, there are so many hott chicks on my facebook now!
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.
by UrbanLinguist2 June 29, 2011
by Cock Rofler February 11, 2011
Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.
by C.R.W January 16, 2013
Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.
girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."
girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."
girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."
by protien0g March 31, 2009
A self centered person who thinks they are superior to everyone else.
tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."
wears sunglasses on the back of your head
complete tool
tells endless boring stories that usually start with "This one time..."
wears sunglasses on the back of your head
complete tool
Person one : I unfortunately ran into this guy who told me all these pointless stories about how great he is.
Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
Person two : Wow, what a douche cock.
by Ripper47 May 01, 2010
noun
A person of extremely low character; similar to a douche bag, but much more severe. Another defining characteristic is that the douche brush fully knows that he or she is a douche brush and does not care to change.
A person of extremely low character; similar to a douche bag, but much more severe. Another defining characteristic is that the douche brush fully knows that he or she is a douche brush and does not care to change.
That douche brush almost ran over that old lady carrying a newborn hemophiliac baby across the street, and then he flipped her off!
by G-Yo July 11, 2008