Douchebag

An aging trumpet player who resides in a college town.
He rides a scooter and claims to be proficient skydiver, when in fact he is merely afraid of planes and is a professional at fleeing extreme circumstances.

A wannabe hipster who pokes fun at everyone he encounters, spewing pretentious fluff about his supremacy over the rest of Earth's population.

Also owns a cat.

Unsuspecting Victim - "Hey guys I just got my first skydiving license, woohoo!"

Douchebag - "You're a laughable buffoon. I've had my license since before Charles Darwin took a sample of King Arthur's hair and claimed he was a direct descendant of Cleopatra. My cat is more deserving of a license than you, you hopeless amateur."

by ArianaBOOYAH January 14, 2010

Down-low douchebag

Your average businessman by day but Affliction wearing, fauxhawk sporting, jagerbomb drinking, douchebag all up in the club VIP at night. DLD for short.

So I saw this good looking guy in a suit at the grocery store today, but I suspect he's a down-low douchebag cause that's the average San Francisco male between the ages of 24 - 40...

by HKRBM July 29, 2009

douchebag

People that have no life, and come on this site to be mean to people that did nothing wrong. Like dumb girls from beaver dam.

People like jenny sham and lauryn harp. What a douchebag they are!

by Higel June 2, 2008

douchebagitron

Any douchebag character from the 1960's animated television program "The Jetson's."

"Well, Mr. Spacely, I wouldn't have mixed up the orders if you weren't such a douchebagitron."

by hmsbgle May 18, 2009

douchbagery

Actions taken that hurt or harm others while enriching oneself.

More douchbagery from a sociopath corperation. Some McDonald's locations around the country are experimenting with paying employees using preloaded Visa debit cards. Now instead of getting a paycheck employees are charged by Visa each time they access their money. Bet they have are getting some kind of kickback from Visa.

by Zuluspice September 7, 2013

Douchbaggers

A person who's body movements makes you think he has assburgers, but you find out he's just a douchebag who flails his arms around and his eyes going both ways.

" hey Kyle, don't make fun of that guy, he's got douchbaggers".

by Jrodjerkins March 14, 2017

Douchbaggery

Knowingly transferring STDs to a person

Did you hear bob had sex with Jill and didn’t tell her he had chlamydia? - yeah that was douchbaggery

by Ubkjvfh cdetgoo November 28, 2017