swamp donkey

a moose

Perry shot a swamp donkey last night and its getting butchered.

by clair325 January 30, 2020

Donkey scrunch

Having sex with a hooker that turns out to be a donkey

Guy 1: You hear about what happened to Steve last night?
Guy 2: ya man total donkey scrunch

by CBGOCPFTF November 2, 2011

Swamp Donkey

Slang for a homerun in Baseball

Holy Shit! Phart Simpson just hit a swamp donkey! Holy Shit!

by Craig "Of the Creek" Pelton December 13, 2022

donkey dick

In Middle Tennessee, this usually refers to an exceptionally large cigar, either in gauge or length or both. Usually, the use of this word is not, however, an indicator of the quality of the cigar.

I drag donkey dicks like no other.

by jason May 18, 2005

swamp donkey

Fat, ugly, smelly, nasty bitch with yellow snaggle teeth and horrible breath. Usually works part time as a janitor in the local elementary school and drives around town in a piece o shit car.

"Do your sister's really hang out with the swamp donkey?"
"Umm... NO!"

by Guzzy February 5, 2004

floppy donkey

A girl with disproportionately large, hanging breasts.

Disgraced Canadian teacher William Fabel informed the class that D.G.'s pendulous bosum made her "a bona-fide floppy donkey, eh".

by Clarke the Tank October 27, 2005

Donkey Shine

The Democratic version of 'HogWash'.

Wow, look at Hillary Load Up load up on that Donkey Shine

by Comrade Plasternasty October 18, 2008