Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.

Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro

by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024

brick of dildo

50 sold or
Will kill if used

Buys a brick of dildos*died*

by Brandon Cliff January 28, 2017

duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

by 15thtexas1 September 12, 2023

Dildo sharpener

A device for sharpening dildos

My your dildo sharpener is efficient in it's duty

by Mr. Throatwobbler Mangrove January 16, 2018

fungusy dildo

when one is being a grotesque insest freak. like mitchell dresser of bathurst nsw

"wow mitchell your really being a fungusy dildo, having sex with ur mum and all!!"

by hunter666 April 07, 2009