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post fartum depression

The sense of let down after your cat, dog, or spouse does not recognize your fart with as much enthusiasm as you were feeling it deserved.
I was suffering from post fartum depression when Whiskers only lazily looked up and closed her eyes.
by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015
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The Pretty Good Depression

The current economic downturn, which is declining quickly toward a depression. No breadlines yet, like in the *Great* Depression, but still, it is significant - let's say *Pretty Good*
(In the year 2020)

Joe History Teacher: The Pretty Good Depression started in late 2007 as wild speculation in the housing markets fueled by artificially suppressed and lax credit came to a crash, lasting until through 2011. Unemployment didn't reach Great Depression levels but did peak at over 15% in the United States.
by Fraggle Rockstar March 26, 2009
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post rip depression

"Post rip depression" is the feeling of complete devastation and utter sadness when you lose your hardcore character in a game like Path of Exile.

This feeling often arises from becoming emotionally invested in the character and the time and effort put into its creation, only to have it abruptly taken away due to a mistake or unlucky circumstance.
Post rip depression hit me hard after my level 96 Raider got one shot by a rare mob.
by poeraces April 29, 2023
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pre-pottermore depression

When you have not got your pottermore welcome e-mail yet, and feel like your heart was ripped out of your chest, and it will never come. In worst cases, you accept the fact that you are a squib.
Girl: Do you want to come out?
Boy: No. All i want in the universe is my pottermore welcome e-mail! Oh, face it, I have pre-pottermore depression!
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Stage 5 Depression

A made up stage of depression used by hoes who want attention from a male during a breakup
girl: i have stage 5 depression
guy:wtf you hoe that doesn’t exist like ur titties
by mothers penis April 1, 2020
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Post Poultry Depression

What a hen goes through after she lays her eggs. This can be applied to humans who'll will only accept chicken planks as fish sticks OR? They just totally don't get chicken.
Tommy: "Chad seemed bummed about dinner; I told him we were having chicken planks and chips and his response was, 'Oh, yippie! Fish sticks! Yum!'"

Timmy: "He may have Post Poultry Depression."
by Chael67 March 2, 2011
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Post Showtime Depression

The period post Showtime when you miss the amazing people you have been on stage with for many nights and so you remain is a sad sombre state waiting till the next year's show is ready to be written.
by Chief Of SNG August 14, 2023
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