Dead Baby Jokes

jokes funny to people who hate children

Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.

by imgoingtoeatyourbaby June 28, 2005

dead letter

a dead letter is a letter that has never been delivered because the person to whom it was written cannot be found, and it also cannot be returned to the person who wrote it

if u send a letter and the person dont get it and u dont get it back

by gashford April 9, 2004

Dead Meme

Dead Memes, unlike Dank Memes or even Normie Memes, are memes known to have been not used for many years by mainstream Dank Meme Culture. Often killed by Normies, these memes are at the bottom of the barrel. Think of it this way - Dank Meme ---> Mainstream Meme ---> Normie Meme ---> Dead Meme. Examples include trollface, Stuff Things Stuff, Clean All The Things, and Rage Comics.

Memer - Bro, check out this Dank Meme.
Normie - Nah dude, that meme sucks ass. Check out this meme.
Memer - What the fuck is that dead meme? You normie piece of shit.

by iBuyMountainDew March 12, 2018

don't get dead

An American curruption of the phrase "don't get killed".

Ofton used as a joke.

Radio Transmission:

Don't get dead, Jack

by IrishRepublicanArmy November 16, 2003

Dead Baby Jokes

A joke made in light of dead babies.

dead baby jokes

Q) What is the best way to get dead babies out of a blender?

A) With chips.

by BananaBurtSpamovich May 25, 2006

Dead Convo

When a conversation on the internet or phone goes silent because both people have nothing to say and neither tries any conversation starters.

"How is your girlfriend doing?"
"She's good."
"Oh that's good."
"Yup."
...
"Dead convo?"
"Sure thing."

by conversecrunk December 13, 2009

Deadbolt

To pin your partner in a position that they cannot get out of while involved in sexual intercourse.

Emily wanted me to fuck her hard last night. To show her I was boss I had to get on top and deadbolt her to the bed

by Uptown Livy April 10, 2017