David-The-Lesbian-MILF

that one guy in your friend group thats not quite right hes kinda just there and does nothing

he may like to talk about gae stuff even tho he has a "Girl Friend"

if you have a friend like this they are called a David-The-Lesbian-MILF not to be confused with David who is David-The-Lesbian-MILF's twin brother David is a SIMP killer and a CHAD LORD but David-The-Lesbian-MILF is a bisexual simp

Kid1: Yo whats up David!

David-The-Lesbian-MILF: im David-The-Lesbian-MILF not david
Kid1: oh *walks off*
David-The-Lesbian-MILF: :(
David:WASSUP

everyone: YO DAVID LESS GOOOO

by that readom 14 year old June 21, 2021

Wavy David

A water wave used for riding a surfboard on.

Hey dude! I rode that wavy david all the way to the sand bra!

by Regal Man September 11, 2011

Horny David

The horniest of all david's, primarly found in the wild and likes to prey on unexpected men.

I just saw a Horny David in the forest, watch out guys.

by Bsosvak January 30, 2016

You David

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a married man fucker

Bro you David as hell and stop saying men aren’t shit

by Beea June 29, 2019

sir david

He is super cool and funny, he has a huge wee wee and will fuck your guts out in bed, you definitely don’t wanna miss out on someone like him.

Rachel- yeah i’m dating sir david!

Sarah- Wow lucky he has a big wee wee!!

by TeheHaha September 19, 2020

David

David is someone who approves of the posts above. He likes what he sees as he sees the good stuff first

David likes UrbanDictionary

by DavidNotGoliath August 20, 2015

david

A kid who is fat and is annoying, scams and begs people for money and buy pizzahut everyday and plays online games and watches porn...!

Alex: Sup
You: nothing much bought a pizza
Alex: OMG ur turning into a david

by imtheterrorist November 12, 2012