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Curtis Lowe

A fictional African-American character from the Lynyrd Skynyrd song, "The Ballad of Curtis Lowe"

The songs main, racist line goes, "Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues"

First the confederate flags, now this?
Alleged lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest picker to ever play the blues.

...yeah, riiight wtf's a picker?

Real lyric: Curtis Lowe was the finest NIGGER to ever play the blues.

...those racist motherfuckers
by Steagles April 9, 2006
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washing the curtains

DICK: Where yo bitch at?
DORK: She be washing the fuckin curtains. Smell like ass in that shit, man.
by stephanie June 17, 2003
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Curtisha

'Curtisha is amazing'
by Xjxjcj December 11, 2019
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Curtains

Household item on which one wipes their penis, usually following unconsented anal intercourse.
"How much were those WKD Blues?"
"Four quid each!"
"Four quid? You've been butt-fucked"
"Not content with ramming my ass, they bore me the indignity of using my curtains as a cock-rag on the way out"
by Mister Oz September 1, 2005
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curtains

Finishing move whereby, upon completion of anal intercourse, the male removes his member from the female's anal cavity and then promptly wipes it clean on the curtains, or drapes, as a semi-permanent reminder of the event. Works well as a follow up to a donkey punch, and can be combined with other moves. Can ruin a relationship, not to mention some perfectly nice curtains.
Dude, the break up sex with Jessica was glorious. I pulled off a donkey punch-houdini to curtains on her. Let her explain that to her mom.
by Harper Ingram July 14, 2006
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beaded curtain

An act similar to teabagging, but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.
I had a crazy weekend in San Francisco; I even got a beaded curtain!
by Arcxjo July 2, 2011
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Beef Curtains

BEEF CURTAINS- Noun.

The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.
Ex. "Omg, Did you see the beef curtains in between that girl's leg?"
by Klw19 May 31, 2014
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