capsule cruncher

When someone chews or crunches pills, instead of swallowing them with water like normal.

Megan: "Yo Jerry, do you chew or swallow your pills?"

Jerry: "I chew them, why?"

Megan: "I KNEW YOU WERE A CAPSULE CRUNCHER!"

by kitkatINSOMNIAC March 23, 2024

Caps Lock FUcker

The cAPS lOCK Fucker is rthe guy WHO fucks with your caps lock so you type like a maniac.

Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME

Billy: Yo bob, did the caps lock fucker hack your keyboard?
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE

by DefNotBruh April 25, 2024

Chapstick

Adjective. Fake, counterfeit, fraudulent, imitation, phoney, knock-off, imposter, inauthentic, not genuine

He’s such a poser. Everything about him is chapstick.

by shan onyx May 1, 2024

Caps Lock Fix

A obscure combination of keys that programming IDE's use for debugging. This typically consists of pressing caps lock, escape 3 times and then caps lock again.

Guy1: "Aw man my code won't work!"
Guy2: "Have you tried the Caps Lock Fix?"

by BarneyTh3D1no December 10, 2024

chapstick eater

A cool person from the chezitoo's cavern server. And also likes Yakuza

Person 1: zip zip zip zip blah blah blah
Chapstick eater: real :pusi:

by Chezitoes December 12, 2024

Capsolutely

Capsolutely (adjective): A blend of "cap" and "absolutely," used to emphasize complete dishonesty or exaggeration, often in response to an unbelievable or false claim.

"That story you're telling is capsolutely false—there's no truth to it!"

by DoowMatt December 21, 2024

Chapsticking

To chapstick someone is to run your pre-nut covered tip on your friend’s lip while they’re asleep.

This is usually done at a sleepover and everyone will take turns chapsticking the person who has fallen asleep first.

The goal is to not wake them up so that they wake up with crusty lips, which will them lip their lips.

“Hey Chris let’s chapstick Nate”
Or
“Yo Jacob you should’ve been there when we chapsticked Joseph”
Or
“I loved chapsticking Bella”

by Caroline Schmidt January 6, 2025