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Kentwood Clam Chowder 

The act of cumming in your hand and then going and slapping your friend in the face with it. Conceived and employed in Kentwood, MI
My friends didn't believe I nailed her so I had to give him a Kentwood Clam Chowder to prove it.
Related Words

free clam 

A woman "going commando", or the female's version of "freeballing."
Oops, she did it again - apparently Britney decided to free clam that day and gave the photogs another free show.
free clam by Kinaya March 29, 2009

ashtray clam 

The cap of a beer bottle, folded in half and tossed into an ashtray.
Dude, you overflowed my ashtray with ashtray clams.
ashtray clam by Bleubeard December 17, 2008

salty clam chowder 

Dip your sweaty testicles into some clam chowder to make it extra salty.
Man 1: This customer is being rude af

Man 2: You should serve them some salty clam chowder
Man 1: Dude fuck yea

Slam the ham against the clam 

After a night of drinking, Joe and Betsy decided to slam the ham against the clam.

New England Clam Chowder 

A meal that was bestowed unto man by the gods. The best thing to come in a can (after chees-whiz, of course). Yummy little bits of clam suspended among hunks of potatoes by delicious gravy. It's good right out of the can.
Gary: Hey I'm going to the grocery store. You want me to get you anything while I'm there?

Phil: Yeah, get me a couple of cans of New England Clam Chowder.