christian kiss

A kiss directly on the asshole

A Christian kiss is Eating da booty like a Christian

by Milton Johnson joe May 27, 2017

Christian Bale Disease

When an actor forgets how they actually speak and lose all sense of their original accent

"Did you see that interview with Charlie Hunnam? His accent's really weird!"

"Oh yeah, he must be suffering from Christian Bale Disease"

by ActorsDiseases May 28, 2017

Christian

Small DIck child with no sence of humor and no knowledge

This person is 1 Christian

by Savage hunter (Maui-Hawaii) June 21, 2017

Christian

Christian is a very rude guy, Many people hate him to the bone

Guy: did you hear what Christian did to that one dude
Guy 2:yea , good thing i dont talk to him

by XyomamaX July 24, 2018

Christian Moron

The counterpart to a Atheist Loser. Someone so ridiculously dumb that they take everything written in the Holy Bible as indisputable, irrefutable and literal truth, regardless that most Christians regard the bible to be a work that is inherently flawed due to it's origin at the hands of mortal men. Often characterised by a inherent lack of liberal tendencies, a mind stuck firmly in the early 1950's, a veering towards severe right-wing controversy and the innability to accept that in some ways science explains things in a much better way than the bible.

"Jeff, your unbelievable stupid and unstudied views on how 'science is inferior to religeon' don't make you edgy or cool in the eyes of other people: They just make you a Christian Moron

by Abetterworld September 4, 2018

Christian

The kind of person that sticks with you through thick and thin, despite some bumps in your friendship because they are always there for you like they promise. One of the funniest people you will ever meet and when they’re gone, you’ll miss them so much that you won’t know what to do because Christian was your support. Christians are sweet, kind, generous, smart, fun, thoughtful, and considerate. Sometimes they’ll say some interesting things that might not exactly be right, but in the end they’ll figure it out for themselves and still manage to be such wonderful people.

christian is an amazing friend.

by 0____0 November 8, 2018

Christian

a heartbreaker who isn’t shit, a Christian is often overwhelmed. Most girls try to get at him but it’s doesnt work. A Christian is a guy who’d play many girls.

dude do you see Christian? He’s such a player

by jessicap3r3Z101 November 19, 2018