Chicago Carwash

When one dedicates in another’s opened car sunroof.

Johnny left his sunroof open and Mike gave him a Chicago Carwash

by Butternts63 June 6, 2018

Choach

A person who is very wimpy.

“Hey man just drink the snake venom you choach.”

by Yes Yesington August 6, 2018

Chicago Facefuck

Similar to a Chicago Handshake (the drink), a Chicago Facefuck is a shot that's half Fireball Whiskey and half malört followed by an Old Style beer.

Guy 1: Hey want a shot of Fireball? (hands Guy 2 a shot)
Guy 2: Yeah sure...Ugh! What was that?!
Guy 1: Haha, you just got Facefucked!
Guy 2: Aw dammit, a Chicago Facefuck? Someone get me an Old Style to get this malort out of my mouth!

by Mizami October 8, 2018

Chicago pay-off

The act of paying off a judge to drop a serious charge.

A Chicago pay-off is a corrupted way to get a case dropped.

by Slang Advisory Board March 26, 2019

cheocaine

intoxicating substance like cocaine but completely made out of extra cheesy goldfish dust

"yo brother you got that new stuff cheocaine i heard its better that cocaine"

"he had a brick of Cheocaine"

by Shartamus Prime April 9, 2019

Choack

Choack is like when you don't want to kill the bitch because it might cost you a dollar. It also means that that karma is on your side, but you don't have time for karma cause you ass is rich by now and have gotten to the point where you can see for certain that you are going to get your invisible chance.

I was really trying to be nice to that bitch but when she let me no choice, but to Choack her.

by Baby Jesus911 April 19, 2019

Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.

by James Westen April 19, 2019